[on climbing under a moving train] Kids, don't try this at home!
“The Duck Who Knew Too Much” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: Fenton Crackshell (2), Scrooge McDuck (1)
Waiter! There's an airplane in my soup!
If I have to, I'll save Mr. McDuck's money armed only with my wits! And no cracks about going into battle unarmed!
MCMa Crackshell
[watching a soap opera] Oh, Valerie, don't marry Drake! He's a cad, a scoundrel; not to mention he's a beakened gizzard.
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