A character in Drop the Dead Donkey
Played by Ingrid Lacey
Drop the Dead Donkey · 35 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Drop the Dead Donkey: in 7 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Dave (2), Joy (2), Gus (2)
After telling Helen that all homosexual relationships are abhorrent to Nature, Sally is caught in breach of contract
HelenWell, Sally, abhorrent as it is to my nature, I feel I must submit to an overwhelming biological imperative...to fine your heterosexual tits off!
Helen raises the question as to whether attending editorial meetings is an effective use of Gus's time
You see, I have a very important function in those meetings.
HelenGood. And that is?
Well, I'm a sort of hands-off, eyes-on, overviewing, non-participatory, sort of hands-off...I'll get back to you on this. Terrific, Helen. You keep up the good work! (mutters) Cunning bitch.
HelenWe seem to be out of milk.
Correction: you coffee-drinkers are out of milk. We tea-drinkers have our own milk kitty now.
How will we know which is your milk?
Easy. It's the one with "Hands off, you coffee-drinking bastards" written on it.
HelenWe better do something on Major blaming TV for all this violence.
He's absolutely right. I saw him being interviewed on the Beeb, and I was so incensed by the little turd that I headbutted the catǃ
I never realised this novel had such bad language in it.
HelenWhose is it?
Mine! I knew I should've read it before it went to the publishers.
We need a rapid interface in the chin-wag department. I understand Sally is...with child.
HelenShe told you?
No, I read the graffiti in the lift.
Everyone seems to know about Henry's impotence
How did this get round? I told Helen in confidence!
HelenYeah, well, I just told Joy in confidence.
Yeah, well, I just told the office in confidence.
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