Gwizdo quotes from Dragon Hunters

Gwizdo

[talking in his sleep] Your honor... all expenses paid... in advance...

Gwizdo

7AM on the button... I'm tellin' ya, punctuality is goin' to the dogs!

Gwizdo

You know the old saying: A dragon hunter in time saves nine? Or ten, or, or... whatever?

Gwizdo

My colleague's right. We only do dragons. But we do dragons well, I mean, top of the line quality work, delivery in forty-eight hours, free installation, two year guarantee and all the extras. So here's the contract, don't worry about the price, I'll fill that in later. Just put an X here, here and here.

Gwizdo

Please let him have five toes like everyone else! Five, not not four...

Gwizdo

Zaza, sweetheart, we've been really good sports. We even let you play co-pilot. But pretty please, let us handle the rest. UNDERSTAND?!? Or else it's back to the inn.

Gwizdo

[talking in his sleep] Fifty percent? No, no, no, it should be eighty. I gotta rewrite clause eighteen...

Gwizdo

Lordy, not exactly spring chickens, are they? Looks like rutabagas aren't quite the elixir of life.

Gwizdo

OH, HAIRBALL! THOSE ARE BRAND NEW SHOES I BOUGHT THREE YEARS AGO!

Gwizdo

Leapin' lizards. Thought I was a goner there.

Gwizdo

What's the matter? What's eatin' you? Is there a problem?

Gwizdo

Lian-Chu, remind me to never make fun of you or your knitting again.

Gwizdo

My miserable life has come full circle now. I'll never find them. I came into the world alone and that's how I'll be till the end.

Gwizdo

[to the ash covered villagers] My dear clients, acting out of anger is highly counter-productive. Dragon slaying's unpredictable. You know black is this year's color?

Gwizdo

Way to go, Lian-Chu, you are number one! The greatest in the world! [He runs out to Lian-Chu] Hey? You okay, pal? [Lian-Chu yells] Lettin' off, uh, some steam, huh?

Gwizdo

Oh boy! You gotta help me! Oh my gosh. In the kitchen... I-I could be wrong. But I-I think that she thinks that the- Oh my goodness! No! I gotta be mistaken. Please... Ohboyohboyohboyohboy... Now, don't get me wrong, I like livin' here. That's not the issue. The rent's okay, if I ever pay it, and let's face it, I'll never pay it... And sure, Jennyline's a woman of charm. Well, Jennyline's a woman. Okay, she's Jennyline. What I mean is, I-I like her, but, uh-h-h... SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME!