Lordy, not exactly spring chickens, are they? Looks like rutabagas aren't quite the elixir of life.
I like this Spartan lifestyle. No frills. It's ideal for concentration.
[Gwizdo tosses and turns on his bed of straw]
[sarcastically] You don't say.
I feel sorry for those old men. It's weird. Maybe it's just the candlelight, but I got the feeling Albagore has aged since we got here. Say, Gwizdo, can you explain your plan to me?
Hmm.
Since it's complicated and all?
Lian-Chu, there is no complicated plan. I just said that to impress the clients, so they think they're gettin' their money's worth. You get it?
But what about the plan you drew?
[Gwizdo sits up]
Total bluff. Tomorrow we cross the bridge, wait for the monster and slay it with a slingshot. Wham bam, thank you ma'am, fork over the money, we hope to see you again someday.
[Lian-Chu looks at Gwizdo incredulously]
[Hector regurgitates a hairball]
OH, HAIRBALL! THOSE ARE BRAND NEW SHOES I BOUGHT THREE YEARS AGO!
[Gwizdo pulls himself up onto the deck of the St. George; he has aged down into a child]
Leapin' lizards. Thought I was a goner there.
[Lian-Chu starts in surprise. Hector stares]
What's the matter? What's eatin' you? Is there a problem?
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