Zaza quotes from Dragon Hunters

Zaza

Gwizdo's not such a bad guy once you get to know him. [Gwizdo opens one eye] Lian-Chu really likes him. It may look like Lian-Chu looks after Gwizdo, but actually it's the other way around.[Gwizdo sits up in bed, pensive] Lian-Chu told me that.

Gwizdo

What the heck does he think, we get paid for goofin' off?

Zaza

Gwizdo, there's something I have to tell you. You and Lian-Chu were orphans, right?

Gwizdo

Yeah, and?

Zaza

Well, don't you think that your tragedy thing there, plus suddenly having a mother, would be a real shock to his mind?

Zaza

Is that what a tragedy is?

Gwizdo

Tragedy, my young lady, is a noble art form offering a symbolic vision of the world, based on the intersection of the written text and the actor's identity.

Gwizdo

It can't be. He's relapsing!

Zaza

No, Gwizdo, he's just saying goodbye to his mother.

Gwizdo

Here's to the greatest huntin' duo of all time. To Gwizdo and Lian-Chu!

If they helped to pay the rent, it would be even better.

Zaza

What about Hector? Doesn't he count?

Gwizdo

Hector?!

Gwizdo

Oh, Zaza. Don't make me laugh like that when my mouth's full.

Zaza

I never understood why Lian-Chu never told me his village was destroyed by a dragon.

Gwizdo

Lian-Chu and I are hunters, Zaza, and we hunters never whine about our misfortune.

Zaza

I don't get it. It seems to me you whine pretty much all the time, Gwizdo.

Gwizdo

Zaza, let me make things clear. You're here because your mother wanted you out of her hair. It wasn't my idea, I certainly don't need your help to find Lian-Chu!

Zaza

Maybe, but you need me to talk to him.

Gwizdo

Ha! Now that's a good one. If anybody here can talk to my friend Lian-Chu, it's me.

Zaza

Okay, so why didn't he say anything to you, then? Why didn't he say it was the anniversary of the destruction of his village?

Gwizdo

[raging] Hector, hold me back or I'm gonna do something I'll regret!