Jennyline quotes from Dragon Hunters

Jennyline

You sure are lucky I like you. And you're lucky I can't read.

Gwizdo

It's just not possible. He can't do this. Not to me. Not to him. Not after all these years. We were a team. Two fingers like this. And now he's migrating to a distant land. He's flying with his family and left me all alone.

Jennyline

You know, he's probably happier this way. [She sits next to him] He's finally found himself a family. [She seductively moves closer to him] And you know, you could have one, too. [She wraps her arm around his shoulder so that his head is lightly buried in her bust and strokes his head. Hector scoffs at the sight] I know what it's like to be alone with my three husbands, and I wouldn't like the thought of a little fellow like you abandoned in the world of brutes.

Gwizdo

That's nice of you.

Jennyline

It's no big deal. One more husband...

Gwizdo

Jennyline, that's, uh, very nice of you, but, really, I'd resent myself. I'd have the feeling you were sacrificing yourself for me, and that would just torment me. Really, that... believe me, it's true. Let's just leave it at that, okay?

Gwizdo

Maybe this Roger guy just wants free room and board, to sleep in our beds, and eat your cooking.

Jennyline

Kind of like you guys.

Gwizdo

Guess what's in my pocket?

Jennyline

My rent?

Gwizdo

Noo, better.

Jennyline

An engagement ring?

Gwizdo

Look at this masterpiece. I put 'em up all over the place! "Got a dragon pestering you? Gwizdo and Lian-Chu get rid of your trash for a big wad of cash!" [He chuckles to himself] Happy now?

Gwizdo

Look closer. You see what I see? Hordes of desperate customers bangin' down our door!

Jennyline

[grabbing the advertisement] Let me see that. Say, these posters must have cost a bundle to print. The paper, the ink. How would you like to explain where you got the money to have these all made?

Gwizdo

[nervously] Eh, well, eh, the money came from, uh...

Jennyline

Listen here. I just hope for your sake it's got nothing to do with the sudden disappearance of my silverware!

Jennyline

GWIZDO, LIAN-CHU, GET DOWN HERE!

Gwizdo

Ooh.

Jennyline

I hope you're proud of yourselves now, wise guys!

Gwizdo

[stretching] Oh, yeah. We forgot to do the dishes yesterday. Eh, that's it, right?

Jennyline

Zaza has disappeared!

Gwizdo

I haven't been that good in months! They were eatin' right outta my hand! Ready to empty their pockets in gold.

Jennyline

Don't worry. You can finish your story later.

Gwizdo

Fat chance. Later they'll be stuffed and half-asleep. And once they've paid for their meal, they won't have a sliver of gold left.

Jennyline

Gwizdo, there's someone here to see you.

Gwizdo

[blearily] Someone to see me? With my luck, it's someone I owe money to. [He shuts the door of his room] I'm going back to bed. Wake me up when he's gone, okay? Better yet, wake me up three days after he's gone.

Jennyline

[to Zaza] He is the nicest, loveliest, kindest, handsomest, richest man I have ever met. And he's going to be just like a father to you.

Gwizdo

He's only after your money, you know.

Jennyline

No, he's not!

Gwizdo

[scoffing] He is an ugly brute. If I was that ugly, I wouldn't come out during the day! No looks, no charm, the guy's a pig.

Gwizdo

Sorry about that, Leopold. He's got far less appeal than a pig. Of course, you saw right through him, Jennyline. You're not gonna marry that two bit lose-

Jennyline

How dare you speak of the man I love like that!

Gwizdo

[dazed] I'll get us outta this... I'll think of somethin'...