Maybe this Roger guy just wants free room and board, to sleep in our beds, and eat your cooking.
Kind of like you guys.
Guess what's in my pocket?
My rent?
Noo, better.
An engagement ring?
[Gwizdo presents an advertisement to her]
Look at this masterpiece. I put 'em up all over the place! "Got a dragon pestering you? Gwizdo and Lian-Chu get rid of your trash for a big wad of cash!" [He chuckles to himself] Happy now?
[Jennyline's eyes narrow]
Look closer. You see what I see? Hordes of desperate customers bangin' down our door!
[grabbing the advertisement] Let me see that. Say, these posters must have cost a bundle to print. The paper, the ink. How would you like to explain where you got the money to have these all made?
[nervously] Eh, well, eh, the money came from, uh...
Listen here. I just hope for your sake it's got nothing to do with the sudden disappearance of my silverware!
You know the old saying: A dragon hunter in time saves nine? Or ten, or, or... whatever?
My colleague's right. We only do dragons. But we do dragons well, I mean, top of the line quality work, delivery in forty-eight hours, free installation, two year guarantee and all the extras. So here's the contract, don't worry about the price, I'll fill that in later. Just put an X here, here and here.
Please let him have five toes like everyone else! Five, not not four...
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