“Unwelcome Guests” quotes from Dragon Hunters

Gwizdo

Oh boy! You gotta help me! Oh my gosh. In the kitchen... I-I could be wrong. But I-I think that she thinks that the- Oh my goodness! No! I gotta be mistaken. Please... Ohboyohboyohboyohboy... Now, don't get me wrong, I like livin' here. That's not the issue. The rent's okay, if I ever pay it, and let's face it, I'll never pay it... And sure, Jennyline's a woman of charm. Well, Jennyline's a woman. Okay, she's Jennyline. What I mean is, I-I like her, but, uh-h-h... SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME!

Gwizdo

We're not married yet and she's already cheatin' on me!

Jennyline

[to Zaza] He is the nicest, loveliest, kindest, handsomest, richest man I have ever met. And he's going to be just like a father to you.

Gwizdo

He's only after your money, you know.

Jennyline

No, he's not!

Gwizdo

[scoffing] He is an ugly brute. If I was that ugly, I wouldn't come out during the day! No looks, no charm, the guy's a pig.

Gwizdo

Sorry about that, Leopold. He's got far less appeal than a pig. Of course, you saw right through him, Jennyline. You're not gonna marry that two bit lose-

Jennyline

How dare you speak of the man I love like that!

Gwizdo

[dazed] I'll get us outta this... I'll think of somethin'...