Men. Heh. They just have to destroy everything.
S5 E10He's Here
Hey, telephone guys! Collect call. It's Bulma.
Don't accept.
Oh come on guys. It's urgent. She's figured out a way to disable the androids.
What!? Accept the charges!
[same time] Accept the charges!
[same time] Accept the charges!
[same time] Accept the charges!
I heard all that! Well I guess I'll still let you guys use the remote I invented that disables the androids circuits but only if mister loudmouth "don't accept the charges" Yamcha agrees to give yours truly a foot massage.
Gosh, I don't know Bulma.
Well, that's the deal so you can take it, or leave it.
She knows that I can't stand rubbing her feet!
Not bad for a machine. Especially an early prototype like yourself.
S5 E11Up to Piccolo
What's wrong? You're frightened? Don't be ashamed. It's hard, I know. You feel my power and it's hard to bear. Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What do you mean? It's not your power! You stole it by taking the lives of innocent people.
What? Fool. Stole it? They're part of greatness now. I've given them all a purpose.
You're nuts.
A1Android 17
Hey, I was in the middle of something. You're intruding.
Yes, I see that now. How rude of me. There must be some way I can make it up to you.
A1Android 17
No need for long-winded apologies. Just go away.
A1Android 17
[after Piccolo saves Android 17 from Cell] Thank you Piccolo. That was close. So what's the deal? You said this creature's here to kill us?
His name is Cell. He was spawned by Dr. Gero's computer and he came here to absorb the two of you. If he succeeds, and he's able to integrate you and Android 18 into his being, his evolution will be complete.
What a creep.
Rejoice my brother and sister. The three of us are like pieces to a puzzle, designed and destined to fit together and form one whole. Unite with me and fulfill Dr. Gero's dream to create the ultimate warrior.
A1Android 17
It's a nice offer but no thanks. Besides, it seems a little crowded in there already. I don't need you. This is what I am.
It doesn't matter what you think you are. You are part of me and I am going to absorb you.
I am amused by your little one-man army but I have run out of patience. The road of life ends here for you. You've reached a dead end.
Alone at last. It seems that Piccolo will no longer be joining us. Hmm...grr...don't be afraid Android 17. This is your destiny. It has always been. You are part of me. [looks at Android 18] Ah, you too my little peach. I'm going to gobble you up!
S5 E12Silent Warrior
17, I never planned on humiliating you like this. It's a simple merger, that is all. Your resistance is the cause of your pain.
A1Android 16
I will kill Cell. This world is a good place. Cell wishes to destroy it. I will not let that happen.
Come back. You'll be killed!
A1Android 16
That does not matter. Life is good, but living in fear is not my idea of living. By the way, I enjoyed the time we spent together. You guys are...cool.
A1Android 16
Cell, I recommend surrender.
What, to a piece o' junk like you?
A1Android 16
[after ripping off Cell's tail] That should put a stop to your absorbing capabilities. Now you are like a bee without a stinger.
S5 E13Say Goodbye, 17
A1Android 16
I thought I had the solution but I did not. You are bound to have a weak point somewhere though.
Really now? We'll see.
A1Android 16
This time I'll rip off your head.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh. You'll have to catch me first.
A1Android 16
Why are you still here? I told you to leave this place!
Hey, you squashed the bug. What is there to be afraid of now?
A1Android 16
That attack was not enough to finish Cell! It is imperative you run from this place! You too, 17!
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