Dragon Ball Z Season 1 quotes

Good afternoon. You wouldn't be Goku by any chance, would you?

Yeah. How did you know my name was Goku?

Well, your reputation as a great fighter precedes you. I was actually hoping for a chance to fight you during the tournament.

Piccolo

[about Supreme Kai and Kibito] I sense something from them and I'm not sure what it is. They're very powerful but their power is...different.

Videl

Huh? Why can't we trust them. They seem nice enough.

Uh...well sometimes, Piccolo is...a little on the paranoid side.

Videl

I guess you're right. He does seem a little bit high strung.

Krillin

[praying] Okay. I don't ask for much. Just please, please don't make me fight any of my friends.

Piccolo

Krillin, destiny is not something that you can control.

Krillin

Hey, it never hurts to try. [still praying] Especially not Goku.

[Spopovich and Yamu are angry] Eh...I wonder what's making them so angry. Maybe they didn't have a good breakfast.

Is uh...Number 18 your real name?

Android 18

My father was pretty dull...

Each match has a time limit of thirty minutes and not a second more. If there is not a victor decided within the allotted time, then that decision will be left up to the judges.

Krillin

Uh...thirty minutes isn't long enough.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Thirty seconds is too long for you, tough guy.

Krillin

Will you shut up.

Erasa

Hey, there's the Great Saiyaman. Ooh, What if he and Videl have to fight? Just think, the city's two greatest crimefighters in the ring together. Isn't it exciting?

Nah. Nobody with an outfit that stupid looking could be strong enough to get past the first round.

I hate to be the one to break it to you, Bulma, but my Goku has never lost a fight.

Oh, so that's why he wears that halo?

Break a leg, Krillin.

Krillin

Just so long as it's not one of mine.

[to Krillin] I'm surprised that you stayed this long, little man. I was worried that I'd end up beating myself into a pulp, but now that you're here, I guess you'll do just fine. Ah, eh. You know, I asked my sister to call and reserve you a private room at the hospital. Ha ha ha. You'll thank me. Hee hee hee hee hee.

There's a lot o' talk down here on the floor about fairness in regards to the size difference of our competitors. Let me just say that this is a competition where size truly does not matter, folks.

You can believe what he's saying if you want to, but I tell you this...you're gonna definitely think size matters when I'm done with you.

Krillin

[to himself] Heh. I'm gonna have to take it easy on this guy. I don't wanna cause him any more brain damage.

Sounds like Gohan's girlfriend has quite a few fans up there.

Sure does.

Yamcha

What? Gohan's girlfriend? Hah, that kid. He's a chip off the old block. Yup.

Yeah. And did you know, Videl comes from a very wealthy family. She's a perfect match for Gohan.

Sure, if you overlook the fact that Mister Satan's her dad.

Yamcha

Aha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, Mister Satan is her dad? Well, that makes things interesting.

Piccolo

Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I have to ask you.

Yes?

Piccolo

Well, are you...are you the Grand Kai?

Sorry, no I'm not.

I'll tell you who he is. The Supreme Kai.

What's up Piccolo? What did that Shin guy say to you?

Piccolo

Uh...!

He wasn't rude was he? You want me to set him straight for ya? I bet if I told him you were once the guardian of Earth, he'd have a little more respect.

Piccolo

Uh...no! Don't do that! Please! Don't do anything! Please don't!

Videl will make a great wife for Gohan!

Yeah...and it looks like she won't have any problem keeping him in line.

So you agree! I knew that you would. We have got to get those two married!