Dragon Ball Z Season 1 quotes

Trunks

[after Vegeta asks Trunks to attack him but punches him down] You didn't say you would hit back, dad.

Vegeta

Well, I didn't say I wouldn't hit you, now did I, Trunks?

Videl

Dad doesn't even let me watch him train now. It's all a secret.

Ha ha ha ha ha. [to himself] Yeah, no wonder. He doesn't want Videl to know she's stronger than he is.

Videl

Hey, daddy.

Oh, hello Videl.

Videl

Shouldn't you be getting ready?

There's no need for it. They should probably just send the prize medal to my mailbox.

Are you going to be competing too, Yamcha?

Yamcha

Me? No. I'd just embarrass myself. I gave up fighting.

Vegeta

[after he is told not to turn into a Super Saiyan in order to avoid the journalists] I don't see the problem. When the journalists come, I'll just destroy them!

Vegeta, would you behave yourself?

Mr. Satan, do you believe you'll have any competition?

Ha ha! Lets just say my chances of winning are about one hundred and twenty percent.

We've heard that your daughter is also taking part. Videl, what will you do if you have to fight your dad?

Videl

Oh, I don't know. Guess I'll punch.

Whoah, watch out everyone! Android 18 is here!

Android 18

Look, he noticed. How cute.

Someone please tell me she's still not terrorizing the planet.

Krillin

Well, actually uh...Goku, 18 and I have gotten married.

Uh...ah...you mean you live in the same house as her!?

Krillin

What I wanna know is which one of us gets to fight Mister Satan. It sure would be nice to finally throw that goofball off his high horse.

Are all these people competing?

Vegeta

I say we wipe them all out now.

But hey, tell me somethin'. It wasn't Mister Satan who beat Cell, right? Come on, I know it was you.

Heh.

Krillin

Hee hee hee hee hee.

Listen, I can't tell you how glad I am you're here. Without you, these last few tournaments have been nothing but capital B boring. [looks at Goku's team] Huh? Say, are all of them with you too?

Yeah, you could say that.

Great, even better. So you think you guys can get through the fights without blowing up the ring this time?

Piccolo

We'll try.

And that's exactly the kind of attitude this tournament has been lacking...ha ha. You haven't always had that gold ring over your head, have you?

Well, actually...I've been dead ever since my fight with Cell but they let me come back this one time for a day to compete.

Uh...well that's weird. But hey, with all the things I've seen you do, it'd be dumb to start doubting you now. Am I right, Goku baby?

[to himself] Good. At least one person knows how great my dad is.

Krillin

[after seeing people cheering for Hercule] Heh. People will cheer for a goldfish if you put a champion belt on 'im.

[in a television program] Mister Satan is great.

I wish I were him.

Trunks

What you buyin' with the money?

Aha ha ha. Toys, I guess.

Trunks

You're such a toddler.

What about you?

Trunks

I'm not sure what I'm gonna buy.

Yeah, I guess when your family's the richest in the world, there aren't many toys that you don't have.

Krillin

[after seeing some kids fighting in the junior division matches] Boy. This is about as fun as watching wallpaper dry.

[to himself, after he picks up a disqualified kid and acts like a hero in front of the crowd] Tip one. For a successful image, look good with the kids. Yeah!

Android 18

What was that?

Krillin

That's good marketing. The goof really knows how to milk a crowd.