Dragon Ball Z quotes

Krillin

[Trunks is about to fight] Do your best! Oh, wait. Trunks' best might hurt someone. Do okay!

[about Goten and Trunks] Outside of the ring of competition, these little guys are friends. They usually fight in the woods together but now they've moved to a different place! The world championship stage! Wow, that's amazing!

[Hercule is sleeping] Sir, excuse me. Mister Satan, excuse me please, Mister Satan. Sir!

Uh!

Sorry, I didn't know that you were sleeping.

Oh...I wasn't sleeping. Fooled you, huh? I was actually in a deep meditation. Even though I showed the outward signs of sleep, I could still sense you coming down the hall and entering my room. What do ya think of that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Trunks

Just to let you know, I am going to win. Understood?

Yeah. I'm goin' for the win too.

Hey dad. Hey Krillin. We finally finished the qualifying test.

Krillin

What took so long? Hm? Heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, I see. You were hanging out with your girlfriend.

Krillin! It's not like that. We're just friends.

Krillin

Hee hee hee hee. Yeah right, whatever.

Gohan, is that sunburn? Or are you blushing?

Videl

My gosh! Goten and Trunks are more powerful than most of the adult fighters here!

Those two are really tearing it up! They'll be stronger than us soon if we don't watch it!

I know.

[after Trunks gets Goten in a stranglehold] Oh man! This does not look good!

Vegeta

Sure it does. If you're rooting for Trunks, that is!

[after Goten turns into a Super Saiyan while fighting Trunks] How can this be? It's him! It's them! The ones with the powers! He's just like the guy who beat Cell!

[after Trunks turns into a Super Saiyan and wins the tournament] Trunks too? You mean they're both Super Saiyans? Wow. What's up with this generation?

Vegeta

Aha ha ha ha! Cheer up, Kakarot! There's always next year. Your son put up a good fight, but there can only be one champion.

Trunks

[after Trunks wins and Goten complains] Come on, don't be mad at me. I'll tell you what. You can have three of my toys. You pick 'em.

What!? Really? Cool! I get to pick. Wow. I know which ones, too. Thank you, Trunks.

[Hercule is supposed to have an exhibition match against Trunks] Ha. This isn't going to be much of a fight, you know.

Krillin

Right. You better not blink, or you'll miss it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Trunks is going to pulverize this noisy fool! World Champion? I've known stronger house plants.

Tear him apart Trunks. You can do it.

[afraid] Quiet there kid. Watch your mouth. Lets not encourage him too much, okay?

Krillin

Man, Goku. You sure eat a lot for a dead guy!

You know, that's exactly what King Kai always tells me. But what can I say? I just love to eat.

Krillin

You're tellin' me.

It was pretty interesting. Trunks beat Mister Satan with one punch.

Really?

But everyone thinks that he lost the match on purpose just to be a gentleman.

Krillin

Hm. What a guy, huh? He should get an Academy Award for that one.

[after he eats a lot] Wowee, I'm so full. If I have to fight one of you guys, please don't punch me in the gut!

[to Krillin] You didn't eat anything. You must be on a diet.

Krillin

Believe it or not Gohan, most athletes don't like to stuff themselves before a big match.

Android 18

Hey. We should go check the draw. See who's fighting who.

Vegeta

Well, if I have to fight Kakarot in the first round, the first thing I'm going to do is punch him in the gut.

Aw, man. No mercy.