Dragon Ball Z quotes

So I heard that you're going to take part in the world martial arts championship.

Yeah.

Wow. Well, I must say I'm a little surprised, Gohan. It's not like you have to prove yourself or anything.

I know. But Videl Satan discovered my secret. She's blackmailing me into it.

Again? Good grief, Gohan. You get blackmailed more than a politician. What is it with you and all these girls?

[after wearing the new bandanna and glasses to go along with his Great Saiyaman outfit] Alright! I love it! Now that's what I call style! Hey, what do ya think, Trunks? Pretty cool, huh?

Trunks

Yeah...it's great... [to himself] If you like looking like a total geek, that is...

Vegeta

Even I'm excited, Kakarot...at having another chance to defeat you!

Uhuh...we'll see. I guess anything's possible. Miracles do happen.

Vegeta

Miracles, huh? Oh, I can't wait!

Piccolo

I do have one question. You're not going to wear that in the tournament, are you?

What? Man, not you too! You don't think my outfit looks good?

Piccolo

Hmm...Gohan, I can't lie to you. It's ridiculous.

Gohan...

Hm?

What's my dad like?

He's like an angel, Goten.

What's an angel like?

I don't know. I just know that when they're around, you feel happy inside.

[while training for the upcoming martial arts tournament] Goten? Where'd you go? I guess I went too fast for the little guy. [hears Goten laughing] Hey, Goten! Where are you?

[Goten is being licked by a baby dinosaur] Over here! I'm being attacked by a wild dinosaur! Please help me! Gohan, come over here and meet my new friend. He reminds me of Icarus. Hey! [the baby dinosaur pounces on Goten and continues to lick him] Gohan, help me! It tickles! Please! [laughs]

[thinking] Look at him. So simple and happy. Mom says that Dad was like that when he was a boy. Crazy little kid. [shouting] Hey, Goten! I'm gonna get started! I'll see you in a little bit! [flies off]

Goku's bored. He needs a challenge. Why don't you train him?

What? Goku? Train...? In...in his current current condition...I'm not sure his...uh...body could withstand the art of Grand Kai.

[after Goten fools around with a huge dinosaur] Do you know how mad mom would've been if I went home for dinner and I told her you were dead?

Yes, sorry. Gosh.

You're a Super Saiyan!?

I am? Is that bad?

Oh...not another monster in the family!

What's a matter Goten? Did mom give you a hard time when you transformed?

Yeah, she said never do it again. I guess it's a bad thing because she called me a monster.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don't worry about it too much. You're the best little monster I know!

My Gohan can't give you lessons. He's busy preparing himself for the world championships.

Mom...Videl's actually the one that talked me into taking part in the world championships. If it wasn't for her, I would have never even considered entering.

Hmph. Well, alright then. Teach her. But let me give you some advice young lady! You keep your filthy hands off my son!

Videl

Grr...hey! I've had enough of your trashy talk lady!

Videl

Thank you very much for lunch, Chi-Chi.

You're welcome. I'm just glad Gohan's making some nice lady friends. You know, it's never too early to settle down.

Mom...!

[after Videl says her house has over fifty rooms in it] And you're planning to marry this girl?

Hey! So, does this mean that Videl's gonna be my new sister?

I have no idea what you guys are talking about!

I have my own fighter. His name's Papoi. He saved the South Quadrant from something very nasty.

What? Like boredom?

Vegeta

[after Trunks changes into a Super Saiyan in front of Vegeta] Did I miss something? When was it that the transformation to the legendary warrior of the Saiyan race was reduced to a child's plaything?