A1Android 17
He beat me. How? Just how could he beat me? I must've miscalculated somewhere.
Stay down.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to Android 17] What's wrong? Do you need to recharge your batteries?
Why'd Dr. Gero have to make these androids so hard to figure out?
A1Android 17
Are you ready to begin again?
Yes, of course.
A1Android 17
I have enjoyed this game. I'd love to stay but I must find Goku and deal with him.
Then stop talkin' and start fighting!
A1Android 17
It's a shame that you insist on getting in our way. Our mission has nothing to do with you. It's Goku that we're after. Terminating your life is not something that we wish to do. It doesn't make sense for you to die out here in the middle of nowhere when we have no interest in killing you. Why don't you just tell us where Goku is and then leave unharmed. It's the only logical thing to do.
Well, soon you'll realize that the people on this planet aren't logical at all. Funny thing is, they've rubbed off on me.
A1Android 17
Fine. I'll make you tell us where he is. Now, how's that sound? Bad move, but at least you're not boring. After all, I'd rather enjoy not adhering to logic.
A1Android 17
You can't keep this up. You'll tire out.
And you're not perfect. You'll make a mistake before that happens.
A1Android 17
You're just a flesh and bone creation.
Men. Heh. They just have to destroy everything.
CCChi-Chi
Hey, telephone guys! Collect call. It's Bulma.
Don't accept.
CCChi-Chi
Oh come on guys. It's urgent. She's figured out a way to disable the androids.
What!? Accept the charges!
[same time] Accept the charges!
[same time] Accept the charges!
[same time] Accept the charges!
I heard all that! Well I guess I'll still let you guys use the remote I invented that disables the androids circuits but only if mister loudmouth "don't accept the charges" Yamcha agrees to give yours truly a foot massage.
Gosh, I don't know Bulma.
Well, that's the deal so you can take it, or leave it.
She knows that I can't stand rubbing her feet!
Not bad for a machine. Especially an early prototype like yourself.
What's wrong? You're frightened? Don't be ashamed. It's hard, I know. You feel my power and it's hard to bear. Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What do you mean? It's not your power! You stole it by taking the lives of innocent people.
What? Fool. Stole it? They're part of greatness now. I've given them all a purpose.
You're nuts.
A1Android 17
Hey, I was in the middle of something. You're intruding.
Yes, I see that now. How rude of me. There must be some way I can make it up to you.
A1Android 17
No need for long-winded apologies. Just go away.
A1Android 17
[after Piccolo saves Android 17 from Cell] Thank you Piccolo. That was close. So what's the deal? You said this creature's here to kill us?
His name is Cell. He was spawned by Dr. Gero's computer and he came here to absorb the two of you. If he succeeds, and he's able to integrate you and Android 18 into his being, his evolution will be complete.
What a creep.
Rejoice my brother and sister. The three of us are like pieces to a puzzle, designed and destined to fit together and form one whole. Unite with me and fulfill Dr. Gero's dream to create the ultimate warrior.
A1Android 17
It's a nice offer but no thanks. Besides, it seems a little crowded in there already. I don't need you. This is what I am.
It doesn't matter what you think you are. You are part of me and I am going to absorb you.
I am amused by your little one-man army but I have run out of patience. The road of life ends here for you. You've reached a dead end.
Alone at last. It seems that Piccolo will no longer be joining us. Hmm...grr...don't be afraid Android 17. This is your destiny. It has always been. You are part of me. [looks at Android 18] Ah, you too my little peach. I'm going to gobble you up!
17, I never planned on humiliating you like this. It's a simple merger, that is all. Your resistance is the cause of your pain.
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