Supreme Kai quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta

You'll fight with me, Kakarot! Unless of course, you'd like more bodies to pile up on your conscience.

Uh! Vegeta! Certainly you didn't!

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha...

How sad. I didn't think you were weak enough to be controlled.

Uh!?

Huh!?

Dad, don't.

Answer me! Vegeta! Do you let yourself be a slave!? [Vegeta raises his hand to the side and blasts the world tournament arena again, killing more bystanders] Huh!? Ahh!

Vegeta

Tell me. Is it slavery when you get what you want!? [Vegeta smiles] Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh.

Grr...grr...grr...grr...grr...grr...grr...

Stop it! You don't know what you're doing!

Vegeta

Grr! Stand aside! [Vegeta knocks Gohan away with a flick of his hand] This does not concern you! It's between me and your circus clown of a father!

Circus clown. Well, that's a new one.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! [Goku powers up]

No, Goku! You mustn't! If you fight him here, you would be doing precisely what Babidi wishes. Every injury that Vegeta causes would be sent back to the ship and Buu will be revived!

Tell me Vegeta. With that stamp on your head, I know Babidi's been giving you orders. Is this one of them? Are you trying to fight me because of him, or is this the same old story between you and me? Which one?

Does it really matter!?

Vegeta

Not to you, Gohan. But to a warrior, it matters greatly. And you know this as well as I do, Kakarot. In a day, you'll be back to the dead, and I will not miss this opportunity!

Who are you people!? Don't you see the universe matters more than your meaningless squabble?

Vegeta

Grrr...grrr...meaningless, huh?

Uh!?

Vegeta

What do you know of meaningless!? Argh! Spend most of your life ruled by another, watch your race dwindle to a handful...and then tell me what has more meaning than your own strength! I have in me the blood of a Saiyan prince. He is nothing but a joke! Yet, I've had to watch him surpass me in strength...my destiny thrown to the wayside! He's...he's even saved my life as if I were a helpless child. He has stolen my honor. And his debts...must be paid!

Welcome, friends. Heh heh. I'm glad you could join us. Heh heh heh heh heh. Especially you, Supreme Kai.

We've come to stop you, Babidi.

Like you did my father?

I will not let you resurrect Majin Buu.

That's too bad. I'm sure Dabura won't like that one bit. He was so looking forward to meeting Buu today and you know, I really hate to see him upset.

Wizard. You need not worry what your monster will do to you, not when you still have me to contend with.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Squeek, squeek. He's a noisy little rat, isn't he?

All your efforts for nothing!

Ah...ah...ah!?

You've made a fatal mistake, Babidi! Just like your father! Fooled by overconfidence! Underestimated your opponents! And so this Earthling has destroyed your sacred Buu! Years of captivity in that shell must have made him defenseless! And not even the energy from this planet could revive him! Now the story of Buu finally comes to an end!

Eh...ah...uh...uh...uh!?

Dabura

Don't let that old fool discourage you, Babidi. Even without Buu, we can still continue our plan. And I'm sure that with a little persuasion, the Saiyan prince could be put more completely under your control.

[while crying] Oh, it's no use! Don't you understand!? There isn't any plan without Buu!

[laughing] To think I'd see the great wizard of evil brought to tears! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Grr! Well, galactic domination may be ruled out, but what do you say we get rid of this annoying Supreme Kai!

Dabura

Sure. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

So, what's the verdict, Supreme Kai? Is this the guy you're so afraid of?

Yes. That's Bibidi's creation without a doubt. I can never forget that disgusting creature's face!

I can't bear to look at him! We have to retreat!

I'm not so sure about that. You may have been right about him weakening from his years in captivity. He's obviously tough, but I don't think he's unbeatable.

Wha...? But don't you sense his power? His strength!?

Yeah, but I'm also well aware of what I can do.

Majin Buu

Buuuu!

You'll stop this!

Majin Buu

No stop!

Grr...grr...grr...

Majin Buu

No stop! No stop! No stop! No no no no no!

Kibito, do you feel that? Majin Buu's power level continues to increase substantially.

Yes, of course. His negative energy is impossible for me to ignore. It seems that even after being out of commission for thousands of years, Majin Buu is as unstoppable a force as ever. Every horrible possibility that I never even dared to fear has materialized today.

Supreme Kai...uh...where...uh...are we?

It's my world. It is the world of the Kais.

This is where you live? Huh...well...I uh...guess this means I'm dead, doesn't it? Hey! I don't get a halo like my dad has!?

No. Now don't worry. You were in bad shape, but you're alive.

'Kay. But if I'm not dead...then what am I doing here?

You are asking too many questions of the Supreme Kai. You should try to be more respectful. You are a guest here. No living mortal has ever stood on this ground.

I brought Gohan here to get the Z sword. It's the only way that Majin Buu can be defeated now.

Huh!? The Z sword!? You...you can't be serious Supreme Kai! How can a mere Earthling do what the Kais themselves could not!? Don't you remember!? None of the Kais, not even you, were capable of freeing the Z sword!

I'm aware of the power of the Z sword. And I'm certain that Gohan is the right person to wield it.

Uh...what's the Z sword?

[while struggling to hold the Z sword up] Hey, you know what...I think I figured out how I can use this thing to beat Majin Buu.

Is that so?

It's so heavy...if I could just get him to hold it, he won't be able to move his arms.

Huh! How dare you make jokes!? Have you no respect for the power that is in your grasp!?

[after picking up a huge boulder to throw at Gohan for their training] Lets start out with this small one.

Right, dad. Ready when you are.

That's a small one!?

My old master likes girly magazines. We'll get you some!

Oh boy! Uh, dad...

Goku, please! How inappropriate!

Hmph! I have no need for such things. With my omniscient vision, I can see girls playing volleyball on the beach! Heh heh!

You call yourself a Kai!?

Hey, old man! How 'bout we get you a date with a real live Earth woman!?

Is she a good kisser?

Yeah, of course.

Eheh heh heh...heh heh heh heh...

[to himself] What luck...this guy's just like Master Roshi...

Dad, are you nuts! How are you going to find someone that wants to kiss that guy?

Hey, don't worry. I can't go back to Earth, but you can. This is all too simple. You can handle it, son. It might require a little sacrifice though. Can you get Videl to do it?

Dad! I'm not gonna ask my girlfriend to kiss that old relic!

Okay, okay. Sheesh. Who else do we know...?

Funny though...I always thought it would be a Kai that broke the Z sword and rescued me, but you're more of a shoe-shine boy than a hero, huh? The Kai's been rescued by mere mortals. Things have sure gone downhill.

Well, sir. I've always tried my best...

[about Elder Kai unlocking Gohan's potential] Very impressive.

Incredible. I really didn't think that he could pull it off.

I knew. He's a Kai. My great ancestor. He's brilliant. And shameless.

What do ya mean shameless? He was telling the truth the whole time, Supreme Kai.

I mean the kiss.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now we're going to have to deliver. I hope Bulma agrees. Eheh. Ah, sure, she will. It's to save the world!