Android 18 quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Android 18

[while being easily pummeled by Trunks] I hate you!

Trunks

You hate the fact that you're powerless to stop me. That you're completely outmatched. Well, imagine feeling the way you do now all of the time like the people of this planet do. Fools. How do you think my master Gohan felt when you ganged up on him in the rain and he had no way out? Well, now it's your turn. I hope you enjoy it!

Whoah, watch out everyone! Android 18 is here!

Android 18

Look, he noticed. How cute.

Someone please tell me she's still not terrorizing the planet.

Krillin

Well, actually uh...Goku, 18 and I have gotten married.

Uh...ah...you mean you live in the same house as her!?

[to himself, after he picks up a disqualified kid and acts like a hero in front of the crowd] Tip one. For a successful image, look good with the kids. Yeah!

Android 18

What was that?

Krillin

That's good marketing. The goof really knows how to milk a crowd.

[after he eats a lot] Wowee, I'm so full. If I have to fight one of you guys, please don't punch me in the gut!

[to Krillin] You didn't eat anything. You must be on a diet.

Krillin

Believe it or not Gohan, most athletes don't like to stuff themselves before a big match.

Android 18

Hey. We should go check the draw. See who's fighting who.

Vegeta

Well, if I have to fight Kakarot in the first round, the first thing I'm going to do is punch him in the gut.

Aw, man. No mercy.

Is uh...Number 18 your real name?

Android 18

My father was pretty dull...

[after Android 18 kicks him once] But...you said you were gonna lose on purpose.

Android 18

I'm going to...but we have to make it look good for the fans, don't we? Besides, what was it you called me...an amateur?

Sorry. I was just trying to act like myself.

Android 18

[after allowing Hercule to win the match so he can pay her double the prize money later] Good match. I'll be paying your house a little visit tomorrow. If you don't pay, I'm going to kill you, champ.

Yes...I uh...the champ understands.

Yamcha

[the Dragon Ball is in a lake] Hey, these clothes are expensive! I'm not jumpin' in there!

What kind of lame excuse is that!? Just take them off and go in your underwear!

Yamcha

Heh heh heh. See uh...that poses a problem. Uh...I'm not wearing any. Heh...

Yeah, right! I bet you're just chickening out! Hmmm... [to Master Roshi] What about you!?

Aheh aheh...I'd definitely go if I didn't have this cold. Aheh.

The men are scared.

Android 18

Well, I'm not. But I don't feel like getting wet right now...so no.

Least you were honest about it, unlike certain others I know!

Android 18

Fusion-uhh!

I tell ya...it's enough to drive someone crazy, isn't it?

Android 18

I even dreamed about it last night. Puar was trying to fuse with the Ox-King.

[about Goku] It's been a long time since I heard that voice. [Android 17 sees two hunters walking in the woods and points his shotgun at them so they can raise their hands for Goku's Spirit Bomb] Well, what do we have here? Two more volunteers.

No way.

Yeah, I forgot her anniversary.

Aw, man. [The two hunters raise their hands out of fright when they see Android 17 is pointing his shotgun at them]

Hey, you beat me to it. [Android 17 raises his hand]