A1Android 17
[after Piccolo saves Android 17 from Cell] Thank you Piccolo. That was close. So what's the deal? You said this creature's here to kill us?
His name is Cell. He was spawned by Dr. Gero's computer and he came here to absorb the two of you. If he succeeds, and he's able to integrate you and Android 18 into his being, his evolution will be complete.
Android 18What a creep.
Rejoice my brother and sister. The three of us are like pieces to a puzzle, designed and destined to fit together and form one whole. Unite with me and fulfill Dr. Gero's dream to create the ultimate warrior.
A1Android 17
It's a nice offer but no thanks. Besides, it seems a little crowded in there already. I don't need you. This is what I am.
It doesn't matter what you think you are. You are part of me and I am going to absorb you.
A1Android 16
Why are you still here? I told you to leave this place!
Android 18
Hey, you squashed the bug. What is there to be afraid of now?
A1Android 16
That attack was not enough to finish Cell! It is imperative you run from this place! You too, 17!
A1Android 16
I thought you would be eager to help the planet. You are its greatest champion, are you not?
AAnnouncer
Mister Satan is the world champion of mankind, and that doesn't include monsters like you and Cell. You got it!?
Hey, shut up! They might be monsters but I can crush them all with one hand!
A1Android 16
Gohan... let it go. It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach. Cell is such a being. I know how you feel, Gohan. You are gentle, you do not like to hurt. I know because I too have learned these feelings, but it is because you cherish life that you must protect it...
Uh. This sentimental downpour is killing me. It's so nice of you to help, 16. But I plan on doing this my way.
A1Android 16
Please, drop your restraints. Protect the life I loved. You have the strength. My scanner sensed it. Just.... let it go... [Cell stomps his foot down on what remained of Android 16's head, killing him]
Yet another fighter...you could have saved.
16, you loved life. You gave everything up to save it. And you were just an Android. I let you die...I can't do that...I won't watch anymore. I...I feel it slipping. And I won't watch this anymore! [Gohan erupts with rage]
You are making the same mistake Trunks did, boy. Don't think you can beat me just by powering up.
[Android 17 holds some blueprints] Careful! Those are the blueprints for my ultimate android!
A1Android 17
Ultimate android? I'm standing right here.
Idiot! you won't even tread water against what I'm creating. Because unlike you, he won't rely on gears or computer chips. He'll be purely bio-mechanical. Now, unless you want me to push the button again, go back to your capsules and sleep!
[to Android 18] You should thank Krillin, 18. He stayed at your side the whole time. After Cell spat you out.
[shy] Uh...ah...well, it was nothing really. I mean, I enjoyed it. I mean, I couldn't leave you there.
Krillin! You have a crush on Android 18, don't you!?
[smacks Gohan on the head] Thanks, Mister Smooth!
What!? How could you? Krillin, she's a-
You know she's an android, right pal?
Heh heh...heh heh heh heh...
Android 18
Expect me to fall at your feet now? Big strong boy rescues me so I'm his forever, right? Not that easy. I was wrong about you, Krillin. [Android 18 leaves]
That ungrateful...! I can't stand that android! I'm gonna show her!
I'm not so sure you could do that...
We've wasted enough time here. Let's hurry up and summon the dragon so we can start undoing all the damage that Cell has done.
Yeah! That means Trunks'll come back and Dende and me! You'll have plenty of friends here so you won't even need a girl!
Hey, you like the girl, right? So what's up? Why did you wanna wish that guy back too?
Well, I know it's strange...but I want her to be truly happy. And those two make such a good couple that I thought she'd be happier with him. Well, that's why.
If that's what you humans call love, count me out.
Android 18
Time for bonus points.
Oh wow! There she is! How'd she get here?
Android 18
Hey, boneheads! 17 is my twin brother!
No, this is excellent, you dope! Didn't you hear her, that guy's her twin brother! Ha ha ha!
Android 18
I wouldn't celebrate if I were you!
Android 18
If you think you won my heart because of that lousy wish, you're mistaken. I didn't ask for your help. [softer] But it was really nice of you.
It was...? You...you mean...you're not mad at me?
Android 18
Not really...no.
Well then, would you like to come over and join us?
Android 18
No thanks.
Aww man... [Android 18 dashes away]
Aha ha! Ha! Whoah, Krillin! You are so in there! That chick digs you man! I can tell!
Yes, I'm sure. But she's a woman dude! Oh man! Like I say, she's a girl and there's no tellin' but I think you have a chance. Stick close to my advice and you'll do just fine. After all Krillin, it's my specialty. Trust me. Goku may have taught you how to be a great fighter, but when it comes to love, I'm the master! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Aha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
I heard that. At least you're man enough to admit it, Piccolo. Fighting's relatively easy.
A1Android 17
Hey, it's you.
Yeah, it's me. The name's Trunks. Look, it's over. It stops here.
A1Android 17
It does, huh? Trunks, don't you remember what happened last time? Nothing "stops here" except you.
Android 18
Gosh, how rude. He is such an arrogant little punk. Man, that's it. I want him dead! It's a matter of principle.
A1Android 17
I don't mind. Consider it done. [whispering to Android 18] But look sis...we'll be blowing weeks worth of fun...comprende?
Android 18
I don't care. I need this. I've been in a bad mood all day.
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