Android 18 quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[after hijacking a van] Right. We're all set. Now lets go find Goku.

Android 18

Step on it. Come on. Lets go.

Quiet now, or I'll make you ride in the back.

[while being chased by a gang of bikers] Why don't you take a new outfit from one of these goons, 18?

Android 18

No, there's nothing in my size.

Hmph. Picky.

Android 18

I don't understand how 16 can be so calm right now. It's been hours since he opened his eyes let alone said anything. You'd think that he would be excited that we're on our way to Goku's house, but instead he just sits there like a rock.

Leave him alone 18. 16 is just focused on fighting Goku. Now relax. We'll be in the next town soon. You'll finally be able to find some new clothes there.

Android 18

Uh. Excellent. I can't wait to get out of these old rags. You think you can drive a little faster?

Yeah.

Android 18

So this is the best outfit in your store?

Yep. You won't find better than that little lady. Well, now how do you lak it? [country accent]

Android 18

How do ya thank I lak it? [country accent] It's grotesque. But I guess I can't expect to find much better in a hick town like this. It'll just have to do.

It came from Gingertown.

Huh?

Two enormous powers are fighting there.

Hmm...you mean your sensors can detect power levels? Why didn't you tell us that before?

Because you did not ask.

Android 18

What was that? Something wrong?

Something is happening to his power level. He seems to be losing energy.

Android 18

You're talking about that fighter you said was as strong as 17?

I am.

It's like I said. What you're detecting is impossible. Your sensors are going to have to be recalibrated and that's all there is to it. No one is as strong as I am.

Android 18

I hope you know how much I hate this outfit. I look like a cowgirl. Do you think we'll have the time to find me something better?

I suppose.

Hi. Can Goku come out and play?

Piccolo

[to himself] Oh, this is perfect. It's exactly what I wanted for breakfast.

Piccolo

Goku's gone now. So why don't you go get lost.

Now, now. It's not very nice to talk to your guest that way, you know.

Piccolo

I'm going to enjoy this.

Hmm. I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into by challenging me. Just give up. Really, you can't win.

He beat me. How? Just how could he beat me? I must've miscalculated somewhere.

Piccolo

Stay down.

Are you ready to begin again?

Piccolo

Yes, of course.

I have enjoyed this game. I'd love to stay but I must find Goku and deal with him.

Piccolo

Then stop talkin' and start fighting!

It's a shame that you insist on getting in our way. Our mission has nothing to do with you. It's Goku that we're after. Terminating your life is not something that we wish to do. It doesn't make sense for you to die out here in the middle of nowhere when we have no interest in killing you. Why don't you just tell us where Goku is and then leave unharmed. It's the only logical thing to do.

Piccolo

Well, soon you'll realize that the people on this planet aren't logical at all. Funny thing is, they've rubbed off on me.

Fine. I'll make you tell us where he is. Now, how's that sound? Bad move, but at least you're not boring. After all, I'd rather enjoy not adhering to logic.

You can't keep this up. You'll tire out.

Piccolo

And you're not perfect. You'll make a mistake before that happens.

You're just a flesh and bone creation.

Hey, I was in the middle of something. You're intruding.

Cell

Yes, I see that now. How rude of me. There must be some way I can make it up to you.

No need for long-winded apologies. Just go away.