Cell quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[after Piccolo saves Android 17 from Cell] Thank you Piccolo. That was close. So what's the deal? You said this creature's here to kill us?

Piccolo

His name is Cell. He was spawned by Dr. Gero's computer and he came here to absorb the two of you. If he succeeds, and he's able to integrate you and Android 18 into his being, his evolution will be complete.

Android 18

What a creep.

Cell

Rejoice my brother and sister. The three of us are like pieces to a puzzle, designed and destined to fit together and form one whole. Unite with me and fulfill Dr. Gero's dream to create the ultimate warrior.

It's a nice offer but no thanks. Besides, it seems a little crowded in there already. I don't need you. This is what I am.

Cell

It doesn't matter what you think you are. You are part of me and I am going to absorb you.

Cell, I recommend surrender.

Cell

What, to a piece o' junk like you?

I thought I had the solution but I did not. You are bound to have a weak point somewhere though.

Cell

Really now? We'll see.

This time I'll rip off your head.

Cell

Heh heh heh heh heh heh. You'll have to catch me first.

Android 18

Why don't you just go back to wherever you came from!?

Cell

I'm on the verge of becoming a God! What do you think? Heh heh heh heh heh. I'll leave? My dear android, when will you understand that you belong to me?

Don't listen to him! That's not 17! Cell is using his voice to trick you!

Cell

Be quiet you fool! You only have half a brain left! You have no idea what you're talking about!

Cell

You fool! You've seen! You're no match for me!

Tien

I might just be a pothole in the road to you big guy, but it's going to be one heck of a deep pothole!

Cell

So you're Goku.

And I take it you're Cell.

Cell

Well, Goku, it's so nice to meet you.

Yeah, I bet. So you can add another head over your mantle right?

Vegeta

I find it hard to believe that my cells are in your body. How could you have turned out so ugly? What a waste. Although, it's obvious where you've gotten most of your strength.

Cell

You should consider it an honor to be part of me. I am the strongest in the universe.

Trunks

I hope this isn't a private party.

Cell

Is that you Trunks? It appears you've been through some changes as well. Ah, so I guess it's two Saiyans for the price of one. Will your other friends be joining us too?

Vegeta

There will be no more interruptions. And he's only here to watch the fight. I don't need reinforcements.

Cell

Uh...just you...now that won't be much of a challenge.

Vegeta

For me...absolutely not.

Vegeta

[after ramming his fist into Cell's gut] What's wrong? I hope I'm not making you uncomfortable.

Cell

Grr...what's wrong!? I'll show you- oh wait...you're making a joke...heh heh heh heh heh. I do so enjoy your classic Saiyan wit.

Vegeta

Thank you.

Cell

You fool! Have you forgotten? I know you! Your cells are woven into my very being! You, Vegeta, are a part of me!

Vegeta

Now I'm going to take you apart! How ironic!

Vegeta

[after Cell punches him in the face] That one was free. Now I'm going to show you what true power really is.

Cell

You're not Vegeta. You're not! You've changed. You've...you've become something else.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh. That's right. I am Super Vegeta.

Cell

How did you acquire this new strength? Enlighten me.

Vegeta

I do a lot of push ups and sit ups, and I drink plenty of juice.

Cell

Super Vegeta! Grr...I am Cell! Do you hear me!?

Vegeta

You are nothing.

Cell

Vegeta, allow me to achieve my final perfect form. As a Saiyan, you can appreciate the challenge.

Trunks

[to himself] Father, no. He's deceiving you.

Cell

What do ya say Vegeta?

Vegeta

You still sound like a baby who is trying to get his way.