Cell quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Cell

[after injuring Vegeta and Gohan] Why would Gohan sacrifice himself to save Vegeta? Hm...I will never understand the ways of these Saiyans. [Gohan and Vegeta are lying next to each other, badly bruised] Look at them. They belong together. They are both so...weak!

Cell

First I'll destroy you, then your friends, and then this worthless planet! But before I do, I want you to remember something! I will live forever!

Cell

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! This place has been good to me, but all my feasting here is done! And I'd hate to leave without first cleaning my plate! Soon, it'll be nothing but a cloud of dust!

Cell

Ultimate perfection...I have spent decades waiting for it and I thought after absorbing the androids, my game had been won...but now, only now do I understand what Dr. Gero meant by those words...ultimate perfection. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Cell

[about Gohan, after Gohan speaks to Goku telepathically] Look! He's been driven insane by his own fear!

Cell

[to Gohan, after Gohan speaks to Goku telepathically] What on Earth are you mumbling about? Chanting a little prayer before you die?

Cell

[to Gohan] You fool! Don't you realize yet you're up against the perfect weapon!?

Cell

[after Krillin, Piccolo, Yamcha, and Tien attack Cell from behind] Why can't you people just stay down!?

Cell

I'm impressed Namek. Your power is astounding. I'm sure you will prove to be a most satisfying meal.

Piccolo

Don't count on it.

Piccolo

You know you made one critical mistake. You should've never emptied this city of its entire population!

Cell

Why is that?

Piccolo

Because as long as there are no innocent bystanders to get in the way, I'm free to fight you with the best of my ability.

Cell

So what's stopping you?

Piccolo

You know, that's a really good question.

Cell

My name is Cell. I am an android.

Piccolo

You...you're an android?

Cell

I am the single greatest achievement of my creator Dr. Gero.

Piccolo

Ah, as I should've known.

Cell

The computer told me one more thing. Once I have absorbed the other androids, I will be the most powerful being who has ever lived.

Piccolo

But what for? You were already the strongest creature alive in your time.

Cell

This is true. But my design was meant to include the powers of Androids 17 and 18. Without them I can never be complete. I had to seek them out. It's what I was created to do. Of course, it may also be the blood of Vegeta and Frieza coursing through my veins which fuels my desire for more power.

Cell

Ha. It's Krillin. How did you know I was here?

Krillin

I could smell you from a mile away.

Cell

What's wrong? You're frightened? Don't be ashamed. It's hard, I know. You feel my power and it's hard to bear. Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Piccolo

What do you mean? It's not your power! You stole it by taking the lives of innocent people.

Cell

What? Fool. Stole it? They're part of greatness now. I've given them all a purpose.

Piccolo

You're nuts.

Hey, I was in the middle of something. You're intruding.

Cell

Yes, I see that now. How rude of me. There must be some way I can make it up to you.

No need for long-winded apologies. Just go away.