Frieza quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[to Goku] Has it become clear to you yet? You never had a chance. I only let you think you did.

[to Goku] I told you I could destroy this planet, in the same way I destroyed planet Vegeta. And please don't think me vain, but are you impressed by my handiwork?

[to Goku] I can do this one of two ways. Your end could be fast or painfully slow. Well, if you're not going to answer, maybe I'll make the decision for you.

[to Goku] Oh, what's wrong? Poor baby got a boo-boo? Well, I'll make it better. [Frieza relentlessly pounds Goku's body around]

[Goku is out of energy and allows his head to rest on Frieza's shoulder] After all those things you said, I thought you hated me. [Frieza wraps his tail around Goku's neck] Well, I've really enjoyed prepping you for death.

[Frieza is holding Goku's head down under the water] Oh and don't forget to scrub behind your ears.

Something is strange about this warrior. How does a Saiyan have such incredible power? They are, after all, inferior creatures. I've never met a figher with that kind of strength. Grrr...I must take him out now.

[to Goku] I realize all you Saiyans want to do is fight, but fighting is useless, unless of course you are superior like me, and that is why I took the liberty of wiping out your kind.

[to Goku] My guess is that you're all out of gas. You see, I can read you like a book, my friend. And it's time to finish the last chapter with a bang.

There is one thing that truly agitates me, and this may sound strange. I never could quite understand your pathetic Saiyan mind. But that really doesn't matter now. I have no interest in your trivial little thoughts. I only want to rid myself of you once and for all. And after I'm all finished playing with you, I will take care of your bratty son and then the universe will be rid of your kind. Ha, Super Saiyan...don't make me laugh!

I spy with my little eye, one pitiable Namek who got away!

[while squeezing Piccolo's shoulder] You know, there's nothing more annoying than a screaming Namek.

[after Gohan and Krillin blast him] Heh. I forgot about those other insignificant little bugs. Heh heh heh heh heh. No matter. I'll crush them once I'm finished with these two weaklings.

[after killing Krillin by exploding his body] Heh heh heh heh. Pop goes the weasel!

[to Goku] Bah! Super Saiyan! So, out of the whole barrel of monkeys, one finally made good! Heh heh heh. Vegeta...he was sure that he was the one. Ha ha ha, when he was a boy, that legend was his only comfort. He tried so hard and failed. What a dope! He thought he was a jewel but he was just a dirt clot.