Goku quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Buu...I'm a man of courtesy, as well as strength. So I've got to tell you that I'm quite impressed by your fighting techniques. I've fought beings from beyond nameless galaxies and you by far are the best.

Majin Buu

Thank you.

Majin Buu

[after Goku changes back to a regular Saiyan] Hey! Why you go back to normal!? You and me not fight no more!? Buu have fun!

Well, I had a lot of fun, too. But unfortunately, I have some place to be...and time won't allow me to play with you all day, Majin Buu. It's time for me to say goodbye.

They will never be strong enough to beat the two of us!

Well, for starters, they're only going to fight one of you because the other seems to do nothing but bark orders. Oh, and Majin Buu...I think you're much too gifted a fighter to be controlled...by a coward like Babidi.

Ah! Shove it! [Babidi raises his middle finger to Goku]

Piccolo

[after Majin Buu decimates another city] He's even worse without Babidi.

Hmm...I guess it's just in his nature to cause destruction. It's probably the only thing he's ever known to do.

Piccolo

No. Don't go making excuses for him. There's no reason to demolish planets regardless of personality defects.

Call me crazy. But after watching those boys fight each other at the junior division, I decided to take a chance.

Piccolo

So you're going to wager the world's future on the shoulders of little children?

I think it's a pretty safe bet. Don't you?

Piccolo

Uh...you've always been a hopeless dreamer, Goku.

Trunks

[Trunks holds up the Dragon Radar] Here it is, sir! Confirm! Is this your Dragon Radar?

Confirmed! Good job, soldier! Mission accomplished!

Trunks

Thank you, sir!

You're gonna have to do the exact same moves in perfect symmetry alright? Lets give it a try.

Trunks

Uh...uh...

Uh...

Huh? What's wrong?

Trunks

Uh...I...I don't think Goten knows what symmetry is, sir.

Piccolo

Goku, would you have really asked Vegeta to do this fusion move with you if he were still alive?

Huh?

Piccolo

It's just that...well I can't imagine Vegeta subjecting himself to something like this.

[Goku is saying farewell and returning to Other World] I'll see you all sooner or later...

Krillin

[crying] Ha. Where you're going...I hope it's a bit later than sooner.

[after seeing the line for the deceased] Goku, I'm surprised at you. You're not going to cut in line, are you?

I sure am. But don't tell.

Oh, and Goku. A hard case came through a while ago. Name's Dabura. I think you know this guy.

Uh, yeah.

I knew it. He was a handful...I can tell you that. [remembering what he told Dabura] Listen, you better behave yourself in here, understand me? [to Goku] He was supposed to go below, but he would have enjoyed that so I gave him my stamp of approval and admitted him up here.

Aha ha ha! Nice going, King!

[after picking up a huge boulder to throw at Gohan for their training] Lets start out with this small one.

Right, dad. Ready when you are.

That's a small one!?

My old master likes girly magazines. We'll get you some!

Oh boy! Uh, dad...

Goku, please! How inappropriate!

Hmph! I have no need for such things. With my omniscient vision, I can see girls playing volleyball on the beach! Heh heh!

You call yourself a Kai!?

Hey, old man! How 'bout we get you a date with a real live Earth woman!?

Is she a good kisser?

Yeah, of course.

Eheh heh heh...heh heh heh heh...

[to himself] What luck...this guy's just like Master Roshi...

Dad, are you nuts! How are you going to find someone that wants to kiss that guy?

Hey, don't worry. I can't go back to Earth, but you can. This is all too simple. You can handle it, son. It might require a little sacrifice though. Can you get Videl to do it?

Dad! I'm not gonna ask my girlfriend to kiss that old relic!

Okay, okay. Sheesh. Who else do we know...?

[about Elder Kai unlocking Gohan's potential] Very impressive.

Incredible. I really didn't think that he could pull it off.

I knew. He's a Kai. My great ancestor. He's brilliant. And shameless.

What do ya mean shameless? He was telling the truth the whole time, Supreme Kai.

I mean the kiss.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now we're going to have to deliver. I hope Bulma agrees. Eheh. Ah, sure, she will. It's to save the world!

Wow, he's good. And the Old Kai's even boosted Gohan's power. You better be careful, Supreme Kai, or you could be out of a job.

Hmph. Truly. You'd think I hadn't done anything for you and Gohan at all.