Vegeta quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta

[after Goku suggests to the Elder Kai that he'd provide a woman for him to kiss] Hey, Kakarot!

Uh?

Vegeta

You wouldn't happen to be talking about Bulma by any chance!?

Hee hee hee...

Vegeta

Oh, you are, aren't you!? You idiot! How could you!? Don't you have any sense at all? Let him kiss your woman!

But she's not near as pretty as Bulma is, see? It's a compliment.

[Super Saiyan 3] I'll need time!

Vegeta

How much time?

If I even had one minute... just one minute with no interruptions.

Vegeta

In this fight, one minute is eternity.

Vegeta

Your minute. I've got it covered. Get the rest that you need.

[Super Saiyan 3] But Vegeta, you could die.

Vegeta

If I can't last one lousy minute, then perhaps I deserve to die.

Hey, that's not true.

Vegeta

Sixty seconds, Kakarot.

Vegeta

Kakarot, how many times have you saved the world up until now?

Hmm...what? How many? I'm not sure.

Vegeta

Just a ball park.

Well, gosh. Half a dozen, at least.

Vegeta

Then perhaps it's time to let the world fend for itself for once.

Vegeta

Don't disgrace our efforts with your sentimental rubbish! Launch the bomb!

No! You're the one who got us this far!

[after Vegeta tells Hercule to take more energy from the Earthlings, although they might die as a result of losing too much energy] Oh, please forgive me. But I can't. I can't. It would destroy me.

Vegeta

What do you mean?

I've been a shameless fake my whole life. But they believed me. They loved me. So if I turn my back on them now, what will it make me?

Vegeta

Grr...

Not even I could sink that low. It would be worse than death to betray them like that.

[about Majin Buu] He fought that Evil Buu with all he had.

Vegeta

Oh, right! And what if he's not all gone!? What if he blows his stack again and produces another killing machine!? What then!?

Well, I don't know.

Vegeta

Well, I do! It would mean the end of the world! You might be willing to take that gamble! But I'm not!

Lets see. I guess we could keep Buu indoors and away from everyone for the first six months. Then we could use the Dragon Balls to wish the Earthling's memory of Buu away. See, it's that simple.

Yeah, sure. Just wish it away. Great. Eh...

Well, then. It's all settled, right?

Vegeta

Yes, that's a brilliant idea... if you don't have a brain!

What? Say it.

Well, it's uh... just that you look middle aged.

Shut your rude mouth! I'll have you know that most people think I look good for my age! Excuse me for not being an alien monster that never changes!

Vegeta

We Saiyans evolved as a warrior race. We retain our youthfulness so we can fight longer.

Hmph! I guess your race didn't evolve with enough brains to have good manners!

You can't beat those stadium hot dogs!

Vegeta

Hot dogs? Enough already. Tell me the real reason you're fighting.

Okay. But I'd really rather talk about hot dogs!

Vegeta

So your son has the same slack attitude as mine.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Well, it's easy to get a little soft in times of peace.

Vegeta

Pan has the right attitude. I'm going to enter as well. And guess what else? Trunks is entering. Aren't you, son?

Trunks

Huh?

Vegeta

If you don't, I'll cut your allowance in half!

Hey, Vegeta. Sorry to disappoint you. I was really looking forward to one more bout with the prince of all Saiyans.

Vegeta

Heh. Don't worry about it. We couldn't play. Not here. When we fight, we'll need a whole planet for an arena.

Ha ha. You're too much. Bye, my friend.