I know you're under considerable strain, Doctor, but, please, keep a grip on yourself!
S16 E3The Stones of Blood
Nobody home but us Druids!
LDLeonard De Vries
His blood is still warm! I know what to do.
I hope that knife's been properly sterilized.
LDLeonard DeVries
Blasphemer!
No, no, you can catch all sorts of things from a dirty knife- lockjaw, tetanus, not to mention staphylococcal infections...
I won't be a party to this!
Good for you!
RIRomana I
What's that?
VVivien
A policeman's truncheon. Last year when she went to lecture in New York, she took it with her in case she got mugged.
RIRomana I
And did she get mugged?
VVivien
No. She got arrested for carrying an offensive weapon.
Doctor, did I understand you correctly? That thing is made of stone.
Yes and it's closing in on us fast.
But it's impossible.
No it isn't. We're standing still.
I meant, a silicon-based life form is unknown, unheard of, impossible.
Maybe it doesn't realize that.
I still don't understand about hyperspace.
Who does?
K9K-9
I do.
Oh, shut up, K9! It's all to do with interspatial geometry.
I never studied that.
I'm not surprised; They gave up teaching that some two thousand years ago, even on Gallifrey.
Doctor, may I ask you a personal question?
Well, I don't see how I can stop you asking.
Are you from outer space?
No.
More from what you'd call 'Inner Time'.
M2Megara 2
The prisoner has been tried and sentenced in his absence. The sentence will be carried out.
M1Megara 1
The sentence is death. You are to be executed immediately.
VVivien
Oh, may I watch? You don't mind, do you, Doctor?
No, be my guest. I wouldn't want you to miss my execution.
Objection!
M2Megara 2
On what grounds?
How can there possibly be a sentence when there hasn't been a trial?
M2Megara 2
There has.
There has?
M1Megara 1
I defended you.
M2Megara 2
I was judge. You were found guilty.
But I wasn't there!
M2Megara 2
Immaterial. Your counsel was. He was most eloquent on your behalf.
M1Megara 1
You are a humanoid, and therefore quite incapable of appreciating the subtleties of the law.
Where's that Dunkirk spirit? Never say die!
KK9
I never say die, but I cannot hold.
Now remember. Give it thirty seconds and then ‘pow!’
‘Pow’?
Yes, ‘pow!’ Pow – pow’s a technical expression, Professor, it means all the microcircuits have been fused in one great ‘gyuh!’ of molten metal.
Hello. Did I short circuit?
S16 E4The Androids of Tara
Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire.
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