Doctor Who Season 10 quotes

Is there anything I can do?

Yes, pass me a silicon rod. [Stirs cup of tea with it]

I meant is there anything UNIT can do about this space lightning business?

I can manage now, thank you.

I'm delighted to hear it. Make yourself at home. We're only supposed to be a top secret security establishment(!) Liberty Hall, Dr. Tyler. Liberty Hall!

Jo, it's all quite simple - I am he and he is me!

Jo Grant

And we are all together, coo coo cachoo?

What?

Jo Grant

It's a song by The Beatles.

Really? How does it go? [Brings recorder to his lips]

Oh, please be quiet!

[As he appears on the TARDIS's television screen] Ah, there you are! I seem to be stuck up here. [He examines the Second and Third Doctors.] So you're my replacements. [They smile at him.] Humph. A dandy and a clown. [They appear insulted.] Have you done anything?

Uh, well we've assessed the situation-

Just as I thought! [Chuckles] Nothing.

Well it's not easy you know.

It's not as if we know what that stuff is.

No.

Then I'll tell you. It's a time bridge.

It's a what?

I see!

Now what's a bridge for, eh?

Well. Um.

Crossing?

Right! So now dilly-dallying and cross it.

No! No wait!

You faded him again!

I did not fade him. You saw him!

Yes, you certainly did.

Jo Grant

I hate to ask, but who was that?

Me [The Doctors look at each other] Me!

At the moment, they're far from being all powerful. That's why it's been left up to me and me and me!

Keep it confused, feed it with useless information. I wonder if I have a television set here somewhere.

I've explained all that. You're his assistant.

His WHAT??

But I've just set this up! I've got to confuse it!

(after seeing the First Doctor on the screen) Who was that?

I'm afraid you wouldn't believe me if I told you!

Jo Grant

It's fabulous!

Yes, most impressive, I must admit that.

Almost worth the trip just to see this place.

Jo Grant

Yes, but who brought us here, and why?

I did! I am the one who brought you here!

Who are you?

In the legends of your people, I am called Omega!

Omega? But that's impossible! Omega was destroyed!

No, brother Time lord. I was not destroyed, as you can see! [Emerges from the shadows]

My brothers became Time Lords, but I was abandoned and forgotten!

No, not forgotten. All my life I've known of you and honoured you as our greatest hero.

A hero?! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A GOD!!!

Three of them, eh? I didn't know when I was well off.

You exist only because your will insists that you exist. Your will is all that is left of you.

It is not true. I am Omega, creator of this world! And I can also destroy! Therefore I must exist!

But don't you see? You can only exist here!

If I exist only by my will, then my will is to destroy, and all things shall be destroyed! All things! All things!

All things! All things!

I told you he'd got no self control!

Come on, out!

What is this childish contraption?!

The only freedom you can ever have. Take it.

Take it, Omega!

TAKE IT!

COMMANDS! YOU COMMAND ME?! THIS IS MY WORLD! I COMMAND! AND YOU PESTER ME WITH TRINKETS?!?

RUN!!!

The function of this tribunal is to keep this planet clean. This Tellurian creature comes from outside our solar system and is a possible carrier of contagion. Furthermore the creature may be hostile.

Would you kindly stop referring to me as "the creature", sir. Or I may well become exceedingly hostile!