K-9, what is tennis?
Real, lawn or table, mistress?
[Beat] Never mind. Forget it.
Forget. Erase memory banks concerning tennis. [Whirrs] Memory erased.
Doctor Who · Season 16, Episode 3
“The Stones of Blood” · Season 16, Episode 3
In this episode: Fourth Doctor (11), Professor Rumford (6), Romana I (3), Megara 1 (3), K-9 (2), Martha Jones (1), K9 (1)
K-9, what is tennis?
Real, lawn or table, mistress?
[Beat] Never mind. Forget it.
Forget. Erase memory banks concerning tennis. [Whirrs] Memory erased.
If they should break through, run as if something very nasty were after you, because something very nasty will be after you.
Doesn't the blood upset you then?
Oh, it'll probably be just another sacrifice.
I thought you told me Earth was civilized now.
It's getting exciting, isn't it?
I know you're under considerable strain, Doctor, but, please, keep a grip on yourself!
Nobody home but us Druids!
His blood is still warm! I know what to do.
I hope that knife's been properly sterilized.
Blasphemer!
No, no, you can catch all sorts of things from a dirty knife- lockjaw, tetanus, not to mention staphylococcal infections...
I won't be a party to this!
Good for you!
What's that?
A policeman's truncheon. Last year when she went to lecture in New York, she took it with her in case she got mugged.
And did she get mugged?
No. She got arrested for carrying an offensive weapon.
Doctor, did I understand you correctly? That thing is made of stone.
Yes and it's closing in on us fast.
But it's impossible.
No it isn't. We're standing still.
I meant, a silicon-based life form is unknown, unheard of, impossible.
Maybe it doesn't realize that.
I still don't understand about hyperspace.
Who does?
I do.
Oh, shut up, K9! It's all to do with interspatial geometry.
I never studied that.
I'm not surprised; They gave up teaching that some two thousand years ago, even on Gallifrey.
Doctor, may I ask you a personal question?
Well, I don't see how I can stop you asking.
Are you from outer space?
No.
More from what you'd call 'Inner Time'.
The prisoner has been tried and sentenced in his absence. The sentence will be carried out.
The sentence is death. You are to be executed immediately.
Oh, may I watch? You don't mind, do you, Doctor?
No, be my guest. I wouldn't want you to miss my execution.
Objection!
On what grounds?
How can there possibly be a sentence when there hasn't been a trial?
There has.
There has?
I defended you.
I was judge. You were found guilty.
But I wasn't there!
Immaterial. Your counsel was. He was most eloquent on your behalf.
You are a humanoid, and therefore quite incapable of appreciating the subtleties of the law.
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