Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire.
“The Androids of Tara” · Season 16, Episode 4
In this episode: Fourth Doctor (2), Romana I (2)
RIRomana I
Count, far be it from me to query this woman's competency as a doctor, but where I come from, you don't cut off a patient's head if you wish to cure their ankle!
CGCount Grendel
You see before you a complete killing machine. As beautiful as you and as deadly as the plague. If only she were real, I'd marry her!
RIRomana I
You deserve each other.
CGCount Grendel
Well, why so miserable? This should be the happiest day of your life. It will also be your last, so you'd better enjoy it.
If you don't stop burning my scarf, you're going to have to kill me!
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