Fourth Doctor quotes from Doctor Who

If you call that being nearly killed, you haven't lived yet.

[as he walks off-screen] The secret of survival is to always expect the unexpec--[gets caught in a trap and shouts]

Extraordinary! The place is littered with them! Diamonds...Andromedan Bloodstones...gravel. [tosses a lump of rock behind him]

Has anybody seen a planet called Calufrax?

Excuse me, are you sure this planet's meant to be here?

Hullo? Are you by any chance the Mentiads?

It's just that...you look like Mentiads to me...

It's an economic miracle! Of course it's wrong.

If they should break through, run as if something very nasty were after you, because something very nasty will be after you.

Nobody home but us Druids!

Hello. Did I short circuit?

Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire.

If you don't stop burning my scarf, you're going to have to kill me!

Well, I've had a good life, can't complain. Nearly 760. Not a bad age.

I've stopped the universe. [Beat] Still, they'll never notice. Just imagine, somewhere someone's just slipped on a banana skin and he'll be wondering forever when he's going to hit the ground.

(to the professor) I'll be back in two minutes. (to Romana) If I'm not back in two hours you and the professor lock yourselves in the TARDIS, send out an all-frequency alert and wait!