Fifteenth Doctor quotes from Doctor Who

[first words] No way!

Hello! So good to see you! So good! Now... someone tell me what the hell is going on here?!

I am learning the vocabulary of rope!

War is business, and business is booming.

You don't know me, but my name is the Doctor, and your life is in danger, okay? There are creatures out there in the real world; there are monsters, and they are coming to get you.

If time is memory, and memory is time, then what is a memory of a time machine?

You saw all of time and space with me, Sutekh! So I thought: what if you see it again? What happens if you bring death to death? You bring life!

Sutekh the Destroyer, the lord god of death itself... you win! Because I pride myself! I pride myself that I am better than you! Because if you're death, then I must represent life! Surely that's what I am - life! And that's how you win, Sutekh. Because you turned me into this! I am the one that brings death.

You see, a house, that's a... That's a disguise. It's a fortress. You can... you can hide yourself away with... with pictures and flowers and... and tables, but... a hotel room? That's you without make-up. It's "what do you think you need?" It's what you're willing to accept. Not a selfie that you posed for, more like catching yourself in the mirror. What's your mirror telling you, Joy?

Oh, of course. Joy. Of course you are, you're Joy. Joy to the World! [Camera moves down to show a town with the title 'Bethlehem, 0001'.]

I have toppled worlds. Sometimes, I wait for people to topple their world. Until then, I live in it and I shine.

[last words] I don't want to do this alone.

I'm never alone with you. JOY TO THE WORLD! And that is exactly the word. [regeneration energy starts to flow] This has been an absolute joy.

You're me!

No, I'm me... I think I'm really, really me! Oh-ho, I am completely me!

Our whole lifetime... That first Doctor that met the Toymaker never, ever stopped. Put on trial. Exiled. Key to Time. All the devastation of Logopolis...

Adric...

Adric. River Song. All the people we lost... Sarah Jane is gone, can you believe that for a second?

I loved her.

I loved her. And Rose. But the Time War, the Pandorica, Mavic Chen... We fought the Gods of Ragnarök, and we didn't stop for a second... to say "what the hell?"

But you're fine!

I'm fine because you fix yourself. We're Time Lords, we're doing rehab out of order.

Now, you two, if you don't mind, there is a great big universe out there calling, and I've gotta get going. So off you pop, old man.

You're the old man; you're older than me!

Actually, that is true. He's younger, 'cause you came after him, so you're the older Doctor.

Okay, kid. I love you, get out.