Third Doctor quotes from Doctor Who

All right, all right, I suppose you want to see my pass? Yes, well, I haven't got one. And I'm not going to tell you my name, either. Now you just tell Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart that I want to see him. Well, don't just stand there arguing with me, man! Get on with it!

My dear Miss Shaw, I never report myself anywhere, particularly not forthwith.

So, free will is not an illusion after all.

Mind you, I'm not wild about computers myself, but they are a tool. If you have a tool, it's stupid not to use it.

[working on his TARDIS console, singing] I don't want to set the world on fire... [BANG! Smoke comes out of the TARDIS door, followed by the Doctor carrying a piece of dematerialization mechanism. He goes to the lab bench and places it in a device clearly designed to hold the three legged item. There is a knock at the door.] Not today, thank you.

You know Jo, I sometimes think that military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Months of delicate hard work and now look at it, you ham-fisted bun vendor!

Help, Brigadier! HELP!

The Nestenes can put life into anything made of plastic. Anything at all.

Pure mathematics cannot lie!

Obviously the Time Lords have programmed the TARDIS always to return to Earth. It seems that I am some kind of a galactic yo-yo!

Jo, did you fail Latin as well as science?

Allow me to congratulate you, sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I've ever encountered.

Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.