Fourth Doctor quotes from Doctor Who

Were you trying to attract my attention?

I've always enjoyed messing about in boats!

Never trust a man with dirty fingernails!

Listen! It's the muffin man! Come on. I'll buy you all muffins.

The localised condition of planetary atmospheric condensation caused a malfunction in the visual orientation circuits. Or to put it another way, we got lost in the fog.

Sometimes my brilliance astonishes even me.

Good morning, ladies. Now, which one of you has the time scanner? Hmmm? You know, I don't think these cows know anything about the time scanner.

Ah. A parastatic magnetometer. How very quaint!

[About humans] Your ancestors have a talent for self-destruction, but it borders on genius!

[Taps bone on a table, then sniffs it] Ah! Twelfth century!

[To a skull] Awww! Would you like a jelly baby? No, I don't suppose you would. Alas. Poor skull.

I love fruitcake!

Even the sonic screwdriver won't get me out of this one!

Guard of honour? You're not fit to guard a jelly baby! Would you like a jelly baby?

A hole?! What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?!