(Talking about Louisa's pregnancy)
It's not my fault.
Oh!
I mean it's my fault but not my fault. It's not my fault that you don't know. I didn't know until yesterday.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
How would you feel, if you lost your girl? Because, if you're not careful, she's gonna leave you, toothbrush and all.
Al Large (startled): What?
First off, you follow her around like a lamb.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do, and Pauline don't like it.
How do you know?
Because she told me not to tell you. And you're "seamy".
I'm what?
"Seamy".
I don't even know what that means, Dad.
Neither do I—but it's not good.
(PC Penhale thinks that he and his brother have Huntington's disease, which their grandfather had
Goodbye, Pauline. He thinks that I'm going to die soon.
Not soon enough.
I keep hearing things.
What sort of things?
Sometimes it's like a high peak whistling. Sometimes it's more like a bell.
(Ringing telephone)
And now it sounds like a telephone.
Because that is a telephone.
You can hear it too?
Yes, I can. But I shouldn't be able to because my stupid receptionist should have answered from her desk.
Let me take you somewhere, right now.
Where?
To apologize to Louisa. You said she was fat.
No, you said she was fat.
No - I said she was obese.
(A passenger sitting next to Martin on the train has just died. Martin has pulled the communication cord to summon help)
CConductor
I've never seen a dead body before. I'm not really sure what to do - I missed that day of training.
I think it's best we get a move on.
CConductor
But he's... you know, dead.
It's not a condition that's going to change the longer we stop here.
CConductor
Maybe we should say something.
He won't hear.
CConductor
He's probably gone to a better place.
Well at least *one* of us has.
CConductor
I suppose that reminds you how precious life is. You know. Living each moment as the last, Carpe diem, Hakuna matata...
This man celebrated his precious life by eating junk food and giving himself a heart attack.
You always have to be in control. Do you? "I'm the doctor. I'm the expert. I'm so clever."
Your husband - is he *really* poorly?
MMarigold
He's a man, so he's at death's door, isn't he?
(Martin is late at a lunch for his professional future and Edith rings him)
An ambulance would not be more appropriate?
Edith, there is a sick man on Bodmin Moor, I'm on Bodmin Moor and I'm a doctor.
PC Joe Penhale, to Martin when he knows that Doc is going to London: I'll miss our chats.
You conquered your blood phobia, now you have a fear of intimacy.
LSLittle Susie
(About Louisa) Is she your girlfriend?
LSLittle Susie
How tall are you? Why do you look so sad?
LSLittle Susie
What is that you've got there?
Mind your own business. Shoo!
LSLittle Susie
What does "shoo" mean?
It means go away.
LSLittle Susie
But why didn't you say, go away?
GO - AWAY!
(One of the movers shows Martin a bult in his hand)
MMick
It's cancer, wasn't it? How long have I got left? A year? Two?
(Grabs a book from a packing box)
MMick
Oh bloody hell, you know it's bad when even the doctor has to look it up in a book.
It's a ganglion, a cyst of the joint. Hold your hand up. (Swings the book hard and hits his hand)
(After that, Martin watches that the ganglion is vanished)
There are still boxes in this room.
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