Adrian Pitts quotes from Doc Martin

Dr. Martin Ellingham

What do you want Adrian?

I want you to put in a word for me with Chris Parsons. You see, Faulkner is about to move on.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

And you think you're ready to step up?

Yes, but I'm getting some resistance from Chris Parsons. Since you two are mates I wondered if you might give him a call.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

I've spoken to Chris. He rang me. He thinks you're an arse. I think you're an arse too. Enjoy your weekend.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

Arse.

I heard the big chief was here.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

How's the boy? No actually, tell his mother first - her name's...

(Together) Joy.

Yes, we do know the drill.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

Any complications?

A tiny bit of pancreatic leak but nothing more.

Dr. Martin Ellingham

Secondary spleen?

There was, actually; and, yes sir, I was careful to leave it.