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Dirty Sexy Money · Season 1, Episode 8

“The Country House” quotes from Dirty Sexy Money

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“The Country House” · Season 1, Episode 8

In this episode: Brian Darling (3), Nick George (2), Andrea (2)

LLisa

Five days without Nick George? Won't the Darling dynasty crumble in the dust?

I think so...but it would be very expensive dust.

MMr. Mitchell

Is it true you forced Brian, Jr to lie to your wife and pretend he was a Swedish orphan whose parents died in a car accident?

BSBrian, Sr

No.

MMr. Mitchell

No?

BSBrian, Sr

It was a bullet train accident, not a car. Get your facts straight.

BSBrian, Sr

[to Andrea] I'll give you one million dollars to get up and walk out of here right now.

MMr. Mitchell

Excuse me?

Hey, that's not what we're here to do, Brian. Let me finish.

BSBrian, Sr

Two million.

Are you trying to buy my son?

BSBrian, Sr

I'm trying to buy our son.

Nobody is buying anybody.

MMr. Mitchell

This is ridiculous. We're leaving.

BSBrian, Sr

Three million! We both know it's all about the money with you anyway.

Now I remember why it didn't work with us. You are not a human being.

Brian, that first day that I met you at church, you sat and talked with me for hours about faith and solace.

BSBrian, Sr

Yeah, so what about it.

So you are the one who taught me to bring my problems in life to God. Have you thought about doing that?

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