I don't need my twin-tuition to see you googling her ass!
Don't you mean ogling--
Whatever!
“The Italian Banker” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Nick George (3), Brian Darling (1), Jeremy Darling (1), Juliet Darling (1)
BSBrian, Sr
[After scolding his bewildered son about his own lies] But remember, we pay the rent in this house with honesty. Don't make me raise your rent.
MLMei Ling
Do you really believe his name is Gustav?
BSBrian, Sr
What choice do I have. Now at some point you have to just put your faith in humanity. Gotta get to bible study.
[Referring to the Karen Darling sex tape] Okay... you the guy who bought it?
CCourier
No, but my boss did... for 3 million dollars.
Your boss?
CCourier
Simon Elder. Yeah, he's not the man you think he is. And your boss isn't either.
[watching the tape] What the hell are they doing?
DDaisy
The Italian Banker.
How do you know that?
RRebecca
Ah... the reverse Italian Banker.
They all said no.
RRebecca
Told ya, Patrick made the sex tape. Patrick's lying. Patrick's going to be the next lying President of the United States of lying America.
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