A character in Dexter's Laboratory
Dee Dee
Dexter's Laboratory · 155 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Dexter's Laboratory: in 49 of its 155 quotes
Most scenes with: Rude Dexter (40), Dad (10), Mom (4)
[Dad appears from behind the staircase and grabs Dee Dee, who is disguised as Mom]
Give us a kiss.
[She replies by pushing him away] Ew! Gross! I don't wanna kiss you! [She leaves]
[dejected] So, what's new?
So... as I was saying, we here at Huber Elementary take great pride in our brightest students like Dexter here [he rubs Dexter's head, Dexter laughs], which brings me to why I called you both here. It seems that, well, Dexter's grades are slipping. Now, ma'am, I know this may be hard for you to swallow, but... but... Dexter got an A minus on his last test. [starts crying] I'm sorry!
That's it? An A minus, that's what you did wrong?!
Uh...
You give me a full body makeover all for a lousy A minus?!
Um...
Jeez, I thought you stole the school mascot or destroyed the science lab...
Hey!
Or at least TP'd his office!
Hey!
But no, you got a stupid A minus, [hits Dexter's head] dork.
Oh my.
Well, "Mom", I wouldn't have gotten an A minus [jumps up and raises his voice] IF MY STUPID SISTER WOULD STOP BUGGING ME!
Dee Dee is not stupid! She is prettier, taller, nicer, friendlier, happier, and way more popular than you'll ever be! Plus, your father and I like her best so...
[A fight between them breaks out]
Um... Eh... Er... Wait. Er... stop? Please? Please! STOP!!! [Dexter and Dee Dee stop fighting] That's enough! Obviously, this Dee Dee is the root of a lot of aggression between you two. Which is why I'd like the three of you to talk to the school counselor, let's say, same time tomorrow?
[The dog is roaming around under the table sniffing around the family]
So, Dexter, where's your new buddy? Oh! Well, hello down there!
Hey! It's the man from before!
Oh!
This one's a lady!
He certainly is friendly.
Oh! Yeah, a little too friendly.
IT'S THE STICK!
Hmm... Now where was I going? [a bit of the roof lands on her head] POOL! [takes off like a jack rabbit, wearing her swimsuit, and sandals, arrives at the pool outside, flips off her slippers and puts on her swimming cap] Hurry up, Dexter! [rides the slide and lands into the pool before she squirts out water]
I am not ready yet. [takes his hat, dressing gown, and takes off his sandals, showing his purple swimming trunks]
[in her bikini and pumps, walks over to the pool] Dexter, ready to get wet?!
Almost! [rubs sunscreen onto his arms]
[appears behind Dexter's Mom] Hi, Dexter! [the camera pans in on a shocked Dexter]
NO! [takes off]
Dexter? [looks around]
[blinks on the roof, thinking he is safe] Phew...
[having thrown off her pumps, stands on the diving board, walks across to the edge, and bends down, but jumps into the air, and dives into the pool, just to disappear for mere seconds, and just in time to come back up] Come on in, Dexter, the water's great!
Okay, Mom.
Hey, Dee Dee! We're here!
Hi, girls, come on in!
[Dee Dee and Dad enter Dee Dee's room and see that Dexter has destroyed it and is naked]
Grrrrr!
[gasps] Dexter, you're naked! [knocks the trophy out Dad's hands, destroying it]
Now look what you did Dee Dee. You clumsy fool!
Grrrrr!
[Cut to Dexter who is now in the doghouse, having switched "rooms" with the family dog]
Uh? Well, at least I don't have to worry about the dog destroying my lab.
[Cut to the dog barking and howling and destroying Dexter's lab]
Well, well. Look who's smaller than a breadbox.
[inside the breadbox] Dee Dee! Let me out of here!
Ha! I didn't know you could stick your beak into my business, and to get even, I get to go play around in your lab.
Please! Dee Dee! No! No! Let me out!
See you 'round, shortbread!
Dee Dee! No! No! Please! Let me out! No! No! Please! No! No! No! No!
[giggles in Dexter's laboratory]
Please! No! No!
You know they're all gonna burn out eventually.
I know...
Ah... Now I can get some work done in peace.
[Dee Dee is working on an invention]
Hey Dexter, can you please pass the atomizer?
Oh certainly. [He then screams in shock]
All right, how the heck did you get in here?! Did you get in through the 2-Dimensional Facial Filter? [He presses a button and Dee Dee is compacted down a narrow passageway] Yes! [Dee Dee now completely flat suddenly walks up to Dexter]
No.
Did you get in through the secret Molecular Disconfiguration Access Port? [He tosses Dee Dee inside and Dee Dee is absorbed. Dee Dee appears next to Dexter.]
No.
A ha! You came in through the secret Sky Port. [They come into a room with a pigeon]
You're kidding?
Cassius, emergency exit! [Cassius flies her out of the lab.]
It's a living.
[Dexter swallows the key to the secret bookcase entrance]
THERE! NOW NO ONE'S GETTING IN! [maniacal laugh]
Hmmm... Yep. No one's getting into Dexter's Lab now. [leaves as Dexter's smile of insanity turns into a look of horror]
Uh, oh my dear... In my overwhelming zeal to banish my sister from the lab, I have indeed locked myself out! Too blinded was I not to foresee the most piteous of fates. I have thus performed the ultimate tragic irony! [now standing in front of the 'The End' title card] Surely, I am the fool of fools on a par with no other. I am no better than that stupid coyote or that crazy duck! Look at me, look at me! I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations! And now, here I stand before you, beaten, defeated and alone...
The planets, the moon, make a wish, I wish for an alien lifeform! [a radioactive rock drops from the sky] Thanks! What you're made of?
["No DNA found"]
Oh, impossible, unless... [gasps] he escapes. Come back here. Gotcha! Drat!
Freeze, FBI! [sprays garden hose on the car, and laughs]
Hi mom, nice blueprint.
[in alien voice] BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
[in alien voice] Nice Blueprint.
Help me with the table.
You say it.
Dexter! Dexter! [Dexter smashed his control with a hammer] Oh Dexter. I'm so glad you're here! I need your help! There's a new girl in dance class and she thinks she's better than me. And I want to be a star of the show and thought...
...use your science junk to help me beat that skinny creep.
I have to win, Dexter. Or else...
...I'll be forced to break your nerdy...
...face any of the kids in class again! Please! Oh please! Oh...
...Oh Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! I'll do it.
But you better keep up your end of the bargain and I'll handle the rest.
Oh thank you, Dexter. [kisses Dexter's nose and laughs]
Lala Vala [flings Mandark's nose and laughs]
Happy Mother's Day!
New Gloves!
[Dexter has smashed the parrot to keep it from revealing his lab]
Dexter!
How many times have I told you not to throw the bird?
But Mom, it's not a real bird. I built it in my secret laboratory.
[Dexter, realizing he just blabbed what the parrot didn't, claps his mouth shut]
Smooth move, Dexter. Now you'll have to erase Mom and Dad's memories...again!
Smooth move, Dexter. Smooth move, Dexter. Smooth move, Dexter.
Dexter, what do you have to say for yourself?
Well, I'm sorry I ruined Christmas. Again. But, isn't Christmas really about the family, and the love and the sharing and... Oh, Christmas tree! Oh, Christmas tree!
You blockhead! That's not what Christmas is about!
It's not? Then what is it about?
The presents. Ho ho ho!
[in his mind] Yuck! Mom's oatmeal! Tastes like barf!
Mom [gasps] Dexter! Don't be rude!
[confused] Huh?
[in his mind while watching Dee Dee scarfing down her oatmeal] That sister of mine! What a ferocious pig!
Hey! I'm no pig!
That is enough Dexter! Time for school.
But wait Dad, what-
The answer is no! Now get!
[in his mind] Dad, what a stubborn poopoo doody head!
I heard that!
And we are going to have a serious talk about your potty mouth when you get home from school today!
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