P Pascal
I'm gonna need you to run some tests on this shirt.
I'm really the blood guy.
P Pascal
It's a smell. It smells like a woman.
P Pascal
Who can identify this for me?
[Dexter looks outside the window and sees Masuka]
Yeah, that's really Masuka's area. He's definitely your man.
Anything I can do to overburden Masuka is to my advantage. Trust me, I'm not above sending pizzas and hooker to his house in the middle of the night.
[thoughts] I've always been good with parents. The key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe.
[Dexter sees Gail's old fashioned clothing]
[thoughts] You have fibres and threads unknown to us. Your ancient customs intrigue me.
So, Dexter. Tell me everything there is to know about you.
[thoughts] You have made me your sworn enemy, evil woman.
And I see a young man who is not eating.
He's scared the Butcher's gonna get him.
Remember, he only gets bad people.
I was bad today. I threw a ball at Tommy Albertez.
Well, that's not too bad. And even if it was, the Bay Harbor Butcher doesn't hurt kids.
When are they gonna hurry up and catch this guy?
They're working as hard as they can.
Well, if what I've heard is true, that he only goes after criminals, I say leave him alone. He's got my seal of approval.
[thoughts] Perhaps I have misjudged you, oh wise one.
What's it gonna be tonight? Chinese? Italian?
Actually, I have a social appointment.
I guess you could call it that.
Wow. Look at you. New in town, and already hooking up.
It's an introduction arranged by a friend. One needs to get out and have a little fun on occasion. It's something I strongly recommend for you as well.
Yeah, but the hours we work ...
I'm serious. Make time for it. It'll help keep you better balanced.
[Debra handcuffs Gabriel to the bed post]
G Gabriel
Oh, you're into the kinky stuff, huh?
No. The last guy I had sex with tried to kill me.
"Who is the Bay Harbor Butcher?" God, this obsession with him is relentless. Just like Debra and that damn treadmill.
[The morning after Dexter walked in on Debra having sex]
So, that was a little weird last night.
No – yeah – well, it was dark. My eyes hadn't adjusted. All I could see were shadows.
Well, please put those shadows out of your mind.
Oh, yeah. All kinds of back-up. Helicopters and shit.
You're the lone hold out. Every other suspect has a criminal past, and not just any criminal past. They were all linked to murder.
W Woman
Oscar never murdered anybody!
W Woman
I don't know! Maybe he found out who the serial killer is!
Oh, okay. So, your husband is an engineer, and a secret crime fighter?
So, how'd your social appointment go last night?
Go out. Have some fun. Got laid. Big time .
Oh. I mean, I don't usually go out to the gym and pick up strangers.
Really, you have to save me here, or I'm gonna go outside and shoot myself.
And the way you're going, you'd probably miss.
My date was horrible. I picked her up, and I don't know Miami, of course, and I got completely lost, and she was chattering away the whole time about this Yogi master I just have to meet so by the time we even got to the restaurant I was tearing my hair out.
No, it was good. It was a reminder that, uh, I shouldn't be dating.
No. It all comes down to simple mathematics. A really beautiful relationship is a once in a lifetime thing. And I've already had mine.
P Pascal
Masuka, up front.
[to Dexter] Oh no, it's that crazy witch.
[Pascal has started crying over her fiancée's shirt]
This is the kind of thing that makes me glad I have no feelings. As they always say, "never take your dirty laundry to work".
You got it wrong, man. I left her.
C Curtis
And why was that?
Because I was afraid that if I didn't, I'd kill her.
Are you gonna tell me how you're doing?
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