So, how'd your social appointment go last night?
Oh. You know.
I took your advice.
My advice?
Go out. Have some fun. Got laid. Big time.
Oh. Well.
Oh. I mean, I don't usually go out to the gym and pick up strangers.
The gym? [laughs]
Really, you have to save me here, or I'm gonna go outside and shoot myself.
And the way you're going, you'd probably miss.
... Thanks.
My date was horrible. I picked her up, and I don't know Miami, of course, and I got completely lost, and she was chattering away the whole time about this Yogi master I just have to meet so by the time we even got to the restaurant I was tearing my hair out.
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
No, it was good. It was a reminder that, uh, I shouldn't be dating.
'Course you should be.
No. It all comes down to simple mathematics. A really beautiful relationship is a once in a lifetime thing. And I've already had mine.
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