“Shrink Wrap” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Dexter Morgan (7), Angel Batista (1)
[at a crime scene] What are we looking at here?
I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?
Nah, looks like a lobster. See the claws?
Why do bloodstains always look like crustaceans to you?
I like seafood.
Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.
[voiceover] The three suicide sisters shared the same therapist, Dr. Emmett Meridian. He must be terrible at his job.
Meridian? Best thing that's ever happened to me ... so far. How about you? You finding him helpful?
I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.
Cute and funny. Let me guess, taken?
Girlfriend.
Lucky girl.
[voiceover] My therapist wants me to accept the things that are out of my hands. Tragically for him, he's not out of my hands.
[voiceover] I can't have sex with Rita. Every time I sleep with a woman, she sees me for what I really am. Empty. Then she's gone. But I don't want Rita to go, which means I have to deal with this. [pause] I can't kill Meridian yet – I need another therapy session.
I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before.
Okay.
I'm a serial killer. [pause] Oh God. That feels ... so amazing to say out loud.
Well, you must be letting go, 'cause I've never heard you make a joke before.
I'm not joking; I kill people. Whoo. There it is again. [pause] You should try it. I know -- your big bad wolf has racked up a tidy little death toll.
[to Dr. Emmett Meridian in the kill room] You're awake. Shall we analyze your dreams?
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