“Morning Comes” · Season 2, Episode 8
In this episode: Dexter Morgan (8), Debra Morgan (2), Lila (2), Frank Lundy (2), Vince Masuka (1), Angel Batista (1)
[Dexter's kitchen, after the fire at Lila's loft]
Did somebody drink all the coffee again?
No, somebody didn't drink all the coffee. I had a cup and Dexter had a cup, and it just kinda went like that until the [imitating Lila's British accent] pot was empty.
Deb ...
What? Somebody didn't drink all the coffee. It's a stupid question.
What's this? [chuckles] It's the dragon zombie. Cody likes to hide things in my bag.
He's trying to control you. By hiding toys in your bag, you have no choice but to return them to him.
He's seven. He seldom has thoughts more complicated than the desire for candy.
Can I offer you some tea?
Uh, no, thank you, I'm – [thoughts] And he pours it anyway. He's trying to throw me off balance, show that I don't have the power to say no to him.
How about some sesame crackers to go with that?
[thoughts] So I'll say yes to everything. [speech] I'd love some.
[checks box] Oh, sorry. Guess I ate them all.
[thoughts] Asshole.
So you, one of the most cautious and precise forensic specialists I've had the pleasure to work with, you performed blood work that directly led to Rodrigo walking free. I ask myself, how the hell did that happen?
[voiceover] And did you answer, Dexter blew the case on purpose so that he could get Rodrigo off the streets for good with a cordless reciprocating saw?
So he's 20 years older than me, what do you care?
I don't. [pause] I mean, [sits down, leans close] I'm sure you wouldn't do anything like that.
What are you talking about, do anything like what?
Like, try to sleep your way to the top.
You douche! That is so not true!
Of course not, I shouldn't have even said anything, and I'm sure that thought would never even occur to anybody else.
Double-douche! You are not allowed to talk about anyone I date as long as you're seeing Little Miss "Pardon My Tits". I'm sorry, Dex, but she is gross. And pale, and nobody is pale in Miami. She is obviously a vampire. A gross, English, titty vampire.
You just described the perfect woman.
[disgusted]
[To Masuka] Cause you're like a retarded puppy.
[rubs temple with middle finger at Angel]
[voiceover] Lila almost had me believing it was possible. To change, to become something else – as if that ever really happens. I've always known what I am. [pulls on gloves] If the glove fits ...
[voiceover] A secret cabin in the middle of the Everglades? What more could a re-dedicated serial killer ask for?
It's one thing to fuck with me another to fuck with [pauses] my ex-girlfriend who hates me. The Lila experiment is officially over.
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