[voiceover] The full force of the FBI, that's the last thing I need. I've got to make sure Lundy gets his man, after I figure out a way to erase the marina files, and make up with my girlfriend, and then maybe I'll tackle world hunger because things can't really get much worse.
“Dex, Lies, and Videotape” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Dexter Morgan (4), Lila (2), Debra Morgan (1), Rita Bennett (1), Angel Batista (1)
[to Dexter, after a bout of semi-rough sex] I guess we found a way to quiet the voices in your head.
The voices are back. Excellent.
[laying a hand on Dexter's shoulder; referring to the Bay Harbor Butcher] We've never been this close to this pendejo.
[thoughts] Closer than you think, amigo.
You're such a guy. When I get pissed I say stuff I don't mean all the time: I hate you. I faked it. You're hung like a grape.
[Dexter and Rita are making out at Dexter's apartment]
I can do this more often now that my mom's in town. I feel like we're being bad.
Bad. Bad is good.
[The phone starts ringing]
Let the machine get it.
[on the answering machine] Hey, Dex, just calling to check in. Thought we could do the debriefing on dinner. I thought it went well, don't you?
Mmm I'd say so.
[on the answering machine] Rita's sweet, very Martha Stewart.
[Rita looks offended]
I love Martha Stewart!
[on the answering machine] God, her mum, she's got quite the rod up her ass, doesn't she? By the way, I am such a twat. I can't believe I almost slipped up about your mum. Mind you, it could've been worse. I could've spilled the beans about our road trip.
[Dexter moves to turn off the machine but Rita stops him]
Don't you dare!
[on the answering machine] Can you imagine Rita's face if I told her you and I spent the night together in a hotel?
You and Lila spent the night in a hotel together?!
We had adjoining rooms!
Adjoining rooms? God, I am such an idiot. I can't believe I defended you to my mother while you were off sleeping with another woman!!
Rita, wait!
I thought you were different than Paul, but you're the same. You know what, actually, you're worse. You made me trust you.
Please just let me expl-
I've had it! I have been patient and understanding, but there's only so much I can take. You are a liar and a cheat, and I am through. It's over, Dexter! [storms out]
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