"That's what we pay you and you seem happy enough."
"That's because I'm doing the beer delivery guy."
"Ok...My fault for asking."
“Liaisons” · Season 3
In this episode: Lynette Scavo (1), Edie Britt (1), Tom Scavo (1), Carlos Solis (1), Karen McCluskey (1), Andrew Van De Kamp (1)
"Surely you can control five little kids."
"Can I beat them?"
"No."
"Then my hands are tied."
"You think you were bored? I've had more thrills leaning up against my dryer."
"Then what was all that moaning?"
"I was in pain! You were smashing my breasts!"
"Oh, come on!"
"You hunkered down on top of me like you were hiding from the border patrol."
"I was tired. You just laid there while I did all the work. When we were done, I felt like I should deflate you."
"Well, sex is like tennis. When you play an inferior opponent, your game suffers."
"Are you challenging me to a rematch?"
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