Julian Bashir quotes from Deep Space Nine

Julian Bashir

So, where can someone practice with his phaser around here?

Julian Bashir

Well, in my medical opinion, it's sick.

Julian Bashir

(to Jadzia Dax) I'm a doctor, not a botanist!

Julian Bashir

Causing people to suffer because you hate them is terrible, but causing people to suffer because you have forgotten how to care— That’s really hard to understand.

Julian Bashir

Baccarat and geology are my life.

Bashir

I'm a doctor, not an historian.

Dr. Julian Bashir

Regardless of what Ghemor's done in the past, he doesn't deserve to die alone. No one does.

Julian Bashir

It’s amazing! It’s like we’re in the middle of an optronic forest!

Julian Bashir

This is where the adventure is. This is where heroes are made. Right here—in the wilderness.

Kira Nerys

This "wilderness" is my home!

Julian Bashir

You know, some people say that you remained on DS9 as the eyes and ears of your fellow Cardassians.

You don't say! Doctor, you're not intimating that I'm some sort of spy, are you?

Julian Bashir

I wouldn't know, sir.

Ah, an open mind. The essence of intellect.

Julian Bashir

You’re very kind, Mister Garak.

Oh, it’s just Garak. Plain, simple—

Garak.

Jadzia Dax

Just sit comfortably and release your tension into my hands.

Julian Bashir

Your hands—they're cold.

Jadzia Dax

It's a peculiarity of the Trill.

Julian Bashir

Cold hands, warm heart.

Jadzia Dax

Concentrate on the sphere. Clear your mind. This requires focus and clarity of thought.

Julian Bashir

I understand completely. What is that exotic scent you're wearing?

Jadzia Dax

Focus and clarity of thought.

Julian Bashir

No sign of disease or malnutrition or parasitic infection.

Vash

You sound disappointed.

Julian Bashir

I am. Now I have no reason to keep you here.

Vash

You're almost making me wish I wasn't feeling well.

Julian Bashir

She has a sense of humor, as I've always imagined you do.

Jadzia Dax

I could use one about now.

Benjamin Sisko

Cheer up, Doctor. If you do well, it could help your career.

Julian Bashir

Another hour with them could destroy my career!

Benjamin Sisko

It's a simple job—just keep them happy, and away from me.

Julian Bashir

Simple? Nothing makes them happy! They are dedicated to being UN-happy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go! They are the Ambassadors of Unhappy!