Madam, I am not like you! Every sixteen hours, I turn into a liquid!
I can swim.
“The Forsaken” · Season 1, Episode 17
In this episode: Odo (3), Lwaxana Troi (3), Benjamin Sisko (2), Julian Bashir (2), Quark (1)
Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad poetry, or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection!
[Mrs. Troi has lost a piece of jewelry and is accusing Quark of theft, grabbing his ears]
Not my ear! Please!
Yes, I know where it hurts the most, you little troll.
Lwaxana Troi (to Odo): All the men I've known have needed to be shaped and molded and manipulated. Finally I've met a man who knows how to do it himself.
What are you looking at?.
Oh, I was just wondering how many volts are in that exposed socket.
[Bashir has been assigned to chaperone a trio of visiting diplomats]
Cheer up, Doctor. If you do well, it could help your career.
Another hour with them could destroy my career!
It's a simple job—just keep them happy, and away from me.
Simple? Nothing makes them happy! They are dedicated to being UN-happy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go! They are the Ambassadors of Unhappy!
All of us have had these assignments, Doctor.
Have you, sir?
As a matter of fact, Curzon Dax used to take perverse pleasure in assigning me to take care of VIP guests.
Ah, and now you take the same perverse pleasure in doing it to me.
Exactly.
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