[Bashir has been assigned to chaperone a trio of visiting diplomats]
Cheer up, Doctor. If you do well, it could help your career.
Another hour with them could destroy my career!
It's a simple job—just keep them happy, and away from me.
Simple? Nothing makes them happy! They are dedicated to being UN-happy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go! They are the Ambassadors of Unhappy!
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