Quark quotes from Deep Space Nine

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I love the Bajorans. Such a deeply spiritual people, but they make a dreadful ale.

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Remember, bid high and bid often.

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“A deal is a deal!” Rule of Acquisition Number 16.

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I think I agree with the 59th Rule of Acquisition: "Free advice is seldom cheap."

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The 47th Rule of Acquisition says, "Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own."

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194: “It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.”

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Rule of Acquisition 112: “Never have sex with the boss' sister.”

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Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.

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285: “No good deed ever goes unpunished.”

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102: “Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.”

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I am Quark, son of Keldar. And I have come to answer the challenge of D'Ghor, son of... (pause) whoever.

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Now, wait a minute! I paid good money for that wreckage and [Sisko gives him a baleful look]...now it's yours. Enjoy.

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My ears tingle at the sight of you.

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You humans, you never learn. You let your women go out in public, hold jobs, wear clothing, and you wonder why your marriages fall apart.

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You can't free a fish from water.