Odo quotes from Deep Space Nine

Odo

Doctor, most people, in my experience, wouldn’t know reason if it walked up and shook their hand.

Odo

I don’t know where I came from, no idea if there are any others like me. All my life, I’ve been forced to pass myself as one of you, always wondering who I really am.

Odo

Killing your own clone is still murder.

Odo

Laws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice.

Odo

I’ll never understand this obsession with accumulating material wealth. You spend your entire life plotting and scheming to acquire more and more possessions until your living areas are bursting with useless junk. Then you die, your relatives sell everything and start the cycle all over again.

Odo

Ladies and gentlemen and all androgynous creatures, please stop using your imaginations!

Odo

Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad poetry, or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection!

Odo

Hello Quark!.

Odo

(about bloodwine) It's a pity it doesn't have any bubbles.

Odo

Well, if you won't talk about it, perhaps you should consider doing something about it.

Odo

[To Kira] Well, I was hoping that our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I suppose I'm willing to settle for short and exciting.

Odo

[to Sisko] Interesting, isn't it? The Federation claims to abhor Section 31's tactics. But when they need the dirty work done, they look the other way. It's a tidy little arrangement, wouldn't you say?

Benjamin Sisko

It's really quite simple, Quark. You're not going to leave.

Quark

Not going to leave? But we're packed and ready to go.

Benjamin Sisko

Unpack.

Quark

I don't understand, Commander. Why would you want me to stay?

Odo

I'm curious myself. The man is a gambler and a thief.

Quark

I'm not a thief.

Odo

You are a thief!

Quark

If I am, you haven't been able to prove it for four years.

Quark

Commander, I've made a career out of knowing when to leave. And this provisional government is far too provisional for my taste. And when governments fall, people like me are lined up and shot.

Benjamin Sisko

There is that risk, but then, you are a gambler, Quark.

Odo

And a thief.

Benjamin Sisko

You know, Quark, that poor boy is about to spend the best years of his life in a Bajoran prison. I'm a father myself. I know what your brother must be going through. The boy should be with his family, not in some cold jail cell. Think about it. It's up to you.

Odo

You know, at first, I didn't think I was going to like him.

Benjamin Sisko

That’s enough!

Odo

Who the hell are you?

Kira Nerys

Odo, this is our new Starfleet Commander.