[over the 'Voice of God' PA system] Whose house d'you think you're standing in, you speck of shit?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Space goes to light a cigarette
Patrick Woah, woah, not in here. I'm trying to give up.
Space lights up anyway
Patrick Take it outside, ya dirty bastard.
Patrick [outlining his escape plan] We'll distract them. We'll bait them away. We'll bait them away from the gates then drive straight through.
Distract them with what? A ball of string?
They eat flesh don't they? Right? That's what they eat. We'll give 'em some! [Pointing to Grayson's corpse] There's a man-sized portion of Pedigree Chum lying right there. We'll chop 'em up.
Pippa and Veronica scream in revulsion
We'll Chop 'Em Up! Toss the best bits to the fucking ghoulies, they run after that "Munch munch munch, thanks very much." We'll drive straight through.
We're not doing that.
I didn't say it was gonna be a genteel parlour game you titted fucking idiot, but it's worth a pissing shot!
Patrick is ranting while chopping up Grayson's corpse for bait
You should come and help me with this, it's not as bad as it looks. Buncha cowards; I'll do it, I'll fuckin' do it. Lovely, look at that. What's the fuckin' matter with ya? Bloody backwards fucking livestock. Think you've still got a fucking audience? What you gonna do? Fucking sit here, breathing in each others fucking bum-clouds until the sky falls in? Pardon me but I'm a fucking bit more fucking ambitious, thank you very much. If you had to fucking work for a living, instead of trying to do a fucking quick-fix, ay? "Look at me! Look how famous I am! I've been a twat on telly for two months" Maybe you'd know what that means. But no, you want it now. You want it right fucking now. Well come and get it!
Are you on a personal mission to redefine ineptitude?
The Housemates are voting on Patricks escape plan
[Siding with Veronica] I'm staying.
Oh, grow some nuts.
look, it's my decision.
[...]
Wake up, Muttley! She only wiped her slit up your thigh for the highlights reel, ya chimp.
No I never!
You would fuck a fishermans dog if there was a Heat cover in it.
Patrick is trying to convince Joplin to turn against the others
They Hate you! They've told me time and time again in that Diary Room.
What did they say?
You're old, you're a pervert, you're pretensious, you stink, your clothes make you look like a cunt. They have poured insults over you like buckets of cum. Do you know what they call you when you're out of the room? Gollum.
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