Patrick [outlining his escape plan] We'll distract them. We'll bait them away. We'll bait them away from the gates then drive straight through.
Distract them with what? A ball of string?
They eat flesh don't they? Right? That's what they eat. We'll give 'em some! [Pointing to Grayson's corpse] There's a man-sized portion of Pedigree Chum lying right there. We'll chop 'em up.
Pippa and Veronica scream in revulsion
We'll Chop 'Em Up! Toss the best bits to the fucking ghoulies, they run after that "Munch munch munch, thanks very much." We'll drive straight through.
We're not doing that.
I didn't say it was gonna be a genteel parlour game you titted fucking idiot, but it's worth a pissing shot!
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