Space quotes from Dead Set ... TV Quotes Database

Space

Something's wrong. No mics, no alarms and the cameras ain't movin'... Big Brother ain't watching us.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[The housemates see the zombies feasting on the dead]

Marky

Gotta be some terrorist bollocks, they've released some... loony gas.

Space

Loony gas?

Joplin

The government or army must've tested something they shouldn't.

Veronica

What, like GM foods or something?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Kelly

Give us a fag.

Space

Short supply.

Kelly

You've got sixty hidden under your bed.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Space

They're gonna keep pouring in from outside if we don't shut the gate, so we might as well do it while we're here. Seize the day and shit.

Kelly

OK.

Kelly and Marky look at Space

Space

Well, I'm the driver, innit?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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The housemates are talking about things that have ended because of the zombie outbreak

Space

Doctor Who.

Marky

Who cares? It's a kids' show.

Space

No it's not.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Patrick [outlining his escape plan] We'll distract them. We'll bait them away. We'll bait them away from the gates then drive straight through.

Space

Distract them with what? A ball of string?

Patrick

They eat flesh don't they? Right? That's what they eat. We'll give 'em some! [Pointing to Grayson's corpse] There's a man-sized portion of Pedigree Chum lying right there. We'll chop 'em up.

Pippa and Veronica scream in revulsion

Patrick

We'll Chop 'Em Up! Toss the best bits to the fucking ghoulies, they run after that "Munch munch munch, thanks very much." We'll drive straight through.

Veronica

We're not doing that.

Patrick

I didn't say it was gonna be a genteel parlour game you titted fucking idiot, but it's worth a pissing shot!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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